Occasion: checkness the forgetfulness of sotong mei after 1 month of training!
HEADLINES: The union of wugui and sotong mei for 1 month!
WoOts, today marks the 1 month old of the union of wugui dong and sotong rinn. Wads coming is more than wad u expect. Lets check. After one month of interactions, wad has actually happened to both parties.
FOR WUGUI:
-check on unclelogism
-check on packaging
-check on bengness
-check on vices
-check on money splandering habits
FOR SOTONG:
-check on blurness
-check on forgetfulness
-check on habits
-check on time management
-check on obasanism
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this will be a nice chapter for both authors would be writing on the other party
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FOR SOTONG MEI:
CONCLUSION: NOT A GIRL, NOT YET AN AUNTIE
She, Irene Shen PeiQi, was a girl when she met me. before 11th AUG 2007. But There was this big project going on in the revolutionary world that irene decided to participate. The project of obasanism. Dats why, after been through one month of sweatatious and torturous training, irene is not a girl, not yet an auntie now. Shes the in between now. LOL. Would she be able to complete this project to become a FULL BLOWN obasan auntie?
blurness: As the six letters spell out, S-O-T-O-N-G, everyone and anyone should understand what does that word stands for. And in any case, this is definitely the case for this nice little bulging big eyes ger, sotong irene. Irene is Blur, utimately blur in any case. She would not catch any balls thrown to her by many people. especially from the clumsy little wugui dong. But time has shown to edgar wugui dongdong, that sotong isn't that blur as wad she looked like she was. And it was until den, when the xiao sotong and the sotong mama came into the picture, that dongdong really thinks that this sotong mei isn't that a blur she was.
forgetfulness: WOO HOO! this is one of the main thing which i really want to highlight. IMAGINE waiting for your gf under her block for 2 hours. IMAGINE ur gf gotta let u wait for 2hours while she wake up, bath and prepare cos, she forgot the timing to meet up. LET's not bring up the idea of girlfriend meeting boyfriend. Lets bring the point of important things, lets me bring this day of MOE, which is a very important part in her study afterlife, irene needed to get her certificate in order to apply for her course. Irene was supposed to wake up earlier this particular day, like 9am was the timing she wanted her dongdong to fetch her. Dong dong reached at 9am, but irene woke up at 1pm and took one full hour before she actually went down to meet up dong dong. THIS IS JUST SO IRENENATED. Forgetfulfulness was all about her. it was totally immersed in her. Till now, shes still as forgetful as ever, losing like 2 eye liners in less than a week, losing her chanel foundation, and the venues which she lost the stuffs were like OH MAN, she just so IRENENATED. But guess its this forgetfulness that makes her heart linked to mine, cos she forgot who she was, and wad type of guy she likes, and choose an uncle for her partner.
habits: BLA BLA. its the stupid habits she got. SCRATCHING HER SKINS with her not-so-long nails, or those fake nails pasted on. She would always scratch till those nails actually came off. So far in this one month, seriously speaking, dong dong has never ever seen her having intact pasted nails on for 3 days. LOL. (oPPs! i'm not hinting to u guys that she is quite rough, quite chor lo la, scratching her body so hard. AND! opening her legs so often and so normally. OMG! my mom was at home that day when she was openly wide her legs while watching vcd with me. LOL!) *am i supposed to put this in? i hope i wont get beaten up into a pulp OppS whOOps!* Second habit which is bad, She bites. And she bites her fingernails. And its like an hourly routine that she does it. Now i understand why she always complain about my nails, so jealous about my nails. She had never understand that water or rather u can say saliva too soften the keratin tissues of the nails. *she still inform me that she was an biology student in secondary school, AND she did not even understand this simple theory of fingernails.*
time management: HOLY SHIT! Her time management is LIke her ROOM. WHoOps WHOops wOOOOo!! if anyone been to her house, u would be able to find a junkyard in one of the compartments, and sadly to say, it was and it is her room. Her time management was umm.. improved by 1percent. At least i do see the effort now. I see the effort that Irene came at 1pm when shes supposed to reach by 11am. It was 2 hours later but it ws certainty better than wad dongdong has expected. i expected a timing of like 3.30pm. But sometimes dongdong kenot blame her because the couple are so immersed in themselves everynight , chatting over the telephone till at least 4.30am and later. Junkyard for her thai trip too. It was all last minutes. It has postpones all over it. Organisation skills could improved more if she could get the lazy bug off her. JIA YOU irene! before u lead, u gotta follow.
obasanism: She beginning to accept jehseys and she found it quite charistmatic on herself. LOL. And she could start going to Uncle's pub, hawker centers which are damn hot with dongdong susu. She even started to speak like an auntie with Broken hokkien and a bit of accented chinese kiang. LOl. She even do wad uncles do! She would dig her nose and put that yellow little shitty stuff that was under her nails pasted on other's pple shirt. LOL! beware. *just joking on this point, but she does do that action with no nose wax la. Quite kawaii! lol*
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above is to be done by Mr wugui***
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FOR WUGUI:
unclelogism:
Conclusion folks? A True blue uncle.
EDGAR GOH is destined to die in his smelly white-slightly-yellowish singlet beaneath a past past past season adidas jerseys, his hand sticked into it revealing his taut-abs-turned-flab, in the arms of a much younger-looking woman (for her age) stil-as-ever high maintenance and only appearing a teeny weeny bit obasanishy with her dentures and grandma-style knickers. (which is the me btw if you don't already know: in like 4o yrs' time, though i really would not prefer the dentures, but looking at the amount of sugar i've consumed up til this point of my life, i think by age 30, i should have half mouth full of decayed teeth).
packaging:
Ditto.
Have tried and failed to defeat the deeply rooted unclelogism in Mr Wugui.
Think that he looks great in the white shirt+dark washed jeans+converse shoes+contacts
but now wonder why out of nowhere i actually feel that his jersheys+specs+uncle-ish flats can also be a turn-on. Hmm.
did i just say that 'that edgar' turned me on?!
what has got into me?!?! #%#$&%&#$%
bengness/Ah-beng him :
Born to choose to be one. Live to be one. And shall die one.
vices:
This shall be a long list.
But u noe the 4 letter word, its so amazing. NO NO, not f-u-c-k. that's not the only thing we know how to do together. damn you, you this shallow masturbating moronic reader.
its LOVE. U know, its so powerful. Hence i will and shall embraced all of him, good or bad, for i have stepped into his shell, i mean his life. And stuck hahaha.
But may i add on, it can only do so much. If anything like womanizing bla bla gets on the list, u are so d.e.a.d.
meanwhile, i love him( and his vices)!
money splandering habits:
definitely not one to pass any comment, as i am found guilty of above.
*gives a really sad face then acts really pitiful with those innocent doe eyes
above is done by beloved sotong mei (may i add, a.k.a wudi ailing, a.k.a his hum sup lo)
***mr wugui is forgiven for not completing this just yet and if you notice, he is a very very busy man. And so, do check back again for updates!
XOXO FROM YOUR HIGHNESS
______________________Yawns~ its out one month celebration fiesta.
So, lets enjoy wad happened:
1) 12 RABBITS was seen.
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weeeeee
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