Saturday, September 29, 2007

Chapter 45 - The Dreadful Wait

Date: 26th - 29th SEP 2007
Occasion: rotted, stoned.

SAyonara~~ to my beloved sotong mei.. Shes leaving to her IAHT land. As for wugui dong, he was forcing himself to be happy. Ringing up his friends to tell them that he would be free for the next 4 days 3 nights...

It was a crazy night. A night of going out without sotong mei, a night of going out with little smiles pasted on the face. Boat Quay, the place where wugui and sotong mei met once again was chosen as the night spot destinaton.

Wasnt hard to spell the name, wasnt hard to go there. But it become so hard for wugui once reaching there when the old memories of him and sotong mei remininsce... Wad was my sotong mei doing right now? do u know that wugui is thinking of u right at this moment, when he's at boat quay, when hes sleeping, when hes writing this entry???

The next day was a totally hell out of day. It was a day of torture. A day of no outings except for meals. Cigarettes were utilised like never before, it was used like toilet papers on diarrhoea-ed assholes. i got no mood, whoever or whatever could come, wugui would push it away. Just sms wugui my darling sotong mei..

evening was spent at bukit batok. Driving. his last practical lesson in the package. It was successful ride. wugui guess he would be successful too. But where the pretty lady behind this to-be successful wugui???

Third day, morning was spent on driving again. The rest of the day, was macdonald, smoke, sleep and jxing. Nothing much to mention on the third day except that wugui was able to call sotong mei up. It was a great chat. one more day, to go.. dats was sotong mei's encouragement to wugui, who was quite going destressing times...

Last Day, IT WAS MOST DIFFICULT! TIME PASSES SO SLOW TODAY??? WHY???? COME ON MY SOTONG MEI, use one of your magic to make time go faster for now. MAKE TIME SLOW when u are back to wugui OK?

NO MATTER WAD, FOLLOW ME. 99% OF TIME ALL GIVE ME.
roar!
AND I NOT GONNA LET U GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT ME AGAIN.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Chapter 44 - The Sending Off Ceremony.

Date: 26th SEP 2007
Occasion: The Sendage of Sotong to her days of aloneliness.

Early in the morning, Wugui woke up so early. Just to brush his teeth, prepare his most unclelogism outfit before. It would be the last time for a long time for sotong mei.

Off he goes, to stinkoplanco.

Reaching stinkoplanco, wugui fetched sotong mei from her home, and lugged her cute little pack of baggages to Ski board. One that would send them to the Budget Terminal.

Qi Lin Mei has reached there before Team HS. Went to settle some checking in stuffs before Team HS rushed with little time left for a last meal for a long time together. It was so fun, 2 hungry creatures gapping for food in such a small bowl.

It was time... but sotong and wugui decided for a one last smoke before the bid to separate for this "short" period of time.

Last call.

And sotong mei is gone.

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it is so fascinating.
just 1 min without seeing u
knowing u have left for a foreign land
makes me miss u like crazy
am i in love?
i guess so.
come back to me fast baby.
turn the clock faster.
make time spin faster.
make u come back to me quicker.
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Chapter 43 - 2 Days to go..

Date: 25 SEP 07
Occasion: The Miniature Test in 2 days.

Sotong mei would be leaving The Bonk Ocean in 2 days time for a short period of 4 days to the IAHT land. Sotong would be going there for a scared mentor mission to ask her to grab items. In a matter of fact, sotong mei would be going this mission on another account too. To shop and shop and shop. Dats wad sotong mei is best at right??

Today, wugui and sotong decided to fulfil one of wugui's dream. The dream of filling up his wallet with a photo that could stay inside there wherever wugui goes. So, the plan would be meet up at bugis, den go to the National Police Station (Neo-Print Shop), take one of the best picture ever taken, and den put it inside the wallet of wugui susu.

So bugis was chosen. And sotong and wugui met up at bugis. Walked to the NPS, wth~~ it was the only shop been renovated over there. LOL~ dream was shattered. Shagged. it was wad wugui really wanted. And that white wingy person up there standing on the clouds din help out in the end.

Xiao sotong and Cupper G came along to meet up with wugui and sotong. And, they decided to go for a steamboat. One that would be perfect to fit the tastebuds of all 4 of them. It was sumptious. It was nice, was great. With sotong mei, hanging one of her tenacles on the chairs, she was "airing" her OBASANISM auntie ways to cupper G and xiaosotong.

It was stinkoplanco soon after that.

2day left. But only one night.

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baby, i wont be able to be there
with u
in thailand, but dongdong would
stay in sg and wait for your
incoming return
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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Chapter 42 - RRR

Date: 24th SEP 2007
Occasion: No event day

Sotong mei went out with jolin today, one of her best chilled buddy of all times. It was until evening that wugui went down to meet up with sotong mei. Wugui did not want to disturb the girl's outing.

At evening, wugui and sotong mei went to some places to see currencies rate, and eventually wugui decided to bring sotong mei to Baddie's Lair to change her bahts. Nothing much to say for today only for the fact that wugui and sotong mei are very happy to be together.

It was this intristic joy that kept them together. It was this intristic thing that made them feel for each another.

Let this feeling carries on.
Let wugui be the only one shielding sotong mei from troubles with his hard shell.

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Leaving soon, forget me not.
Coming back, miss me alot.
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Chapter 41 - The Fire Flares up.

Date: 23rd SEP 2007
Occasion: Heated impulsion.

It was sunday. A day which wugui calculated would be one of the perfect day to meet up with sotong mei for some rendevousy outing. Hahs. Wugui woke up very early today as some tadpoles were having some conflicts in Baddie's Lair.

Wugui went over to settle the conflict explaining the pros and cons of tadpoling together and waited for his most priced sotong mei to ring or sms him up. As expected, sotong mei did smsed. And it was a sms saying she did not sleep the night down. woO.. the next thing that could come into wugui's mind was to ask sotong mei to sleep instead of coming out to meet.

Sotong mei, went to sleep. And it was quite a long slumber. Wugui did wanted to meet sotong mei today and he did not wanna break his choice at all. No matter wad, he want to look at sotong mei, just her smile would do.

It wasn't early when sotong mei called and told wugui she was awake. Without much hesitation, wugui rushed home for his dinner and den take a ski board to stinkoplanco. Hahs. Guess wad? The date of combination of powers, 08/11, came out in the lottery. And wugui did bought it!

Maybe it was God's blessings to this 0811.

Wugui eventually got to meet up with sotong mei, with the Cupper G and xiao sotong. They went for a friendly round of kopi-ing (or rather should i say, wugui was the only one kopi-ing). It was great. As sotong mei was happy and smiled the whole event through.

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sotong mei, be my sotong mei for life.
sotong mei, be strong when im not ard.
sotong mei, always smile
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Saturday, September 22, 2007

Chapter 40 - The Day Magic Did the job.

Date: 21st SEP 2007
Occasion: All misunderstandings, miscommunications cleared!

Been two days. Two days of no meeting. And the fact that wugui's boss is out kinda make him downer than ever. It may be a leavage of sotong mei alone in this small singa ocean while wugui venture into the caribbean. All these, cause alot of disturbances, alot of misunderstandings, alot of miscommunications between sotong mei and wugui susu.

*it wasn't that great feeling that all those time, i bet it was the same both for sotong mei and wugui susu. So, lets see how they combined powers to disintergate this bad monster of feeling.*

Team HS decided to meet up today. The first que would be the sms from the early bird who wake up first and miraculously, it was wugui susu who woke up first LOL. So, clumsy wugui sms sotong mei and inform her of his awakening. He went onshore for some mooncakes collection and played around awhile...

It wasnt long before he got an reply from who he wanted it from. Sotong mei woke up, and it was a straight away call to her. Chatted but no decisions were made about where to go later in the afternoon, so Team HS decided to put it aside and watch some movies first.

Wugui susu carried on with his The NoteBook, followed by FaceOff. As for sotong mei, she was deeply fascinated in her world of shopping. Always so mad, Always so crazy when it comes to shopping.

Afternoon reached, wugui decided to give it another try. Rang sotong mei up, but sotong mei still couldn't make up a place to meet and go. there was 6 options inside. but none was chosen. Hence, Team HS decided to put it off for the time being.

It was until night time that sotong mei decided to ask wugui out to zouk. wugui agreed. Miscommunications started here. Wugui asked sotong wad to wear for his top, sotong said anything casual la, hence wugui wore jehsey.

Wugui went out early to Jellyfish Platform for some black market exhange rate for msia ringgit. Sotong mei rang him up informing him that she is ready now. And asked her wad he was wearing, so wugui told sotong mei he wore something casual, jehsey, as it was instructed by her.

This, the word casual, made her misunderstand that wugui did not wanna go zouk with her, that wugui wore slippers out. But it was so WRONG until the couple met up outside specialists shopping centre.

It was Keong Saik Rd sparring night. Sotong and wugui sparred the whole night away.

Till night fall...
Till dusk....
Till dusk break...
Till dawn...
Till morning...

And they felt hungry!

It is Food Time!!!

Wugui suddenly tot of a great place which he guessed sotong mei would love alot. So wugui bought sotong mei to AMOY STREET. Fish Head Noodles!

if u wanna rate this fish head noodles, it like 5 star out of 5 given by sotong mei. Wad do u think so??

LOVE-- Level Up!

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level up on L-O-V-E
pls add stat points: 5
kiss:998+90%
hugs:457+74%
hand-to-hand: 1467+97%
agruments:0+1%
misunderstandings:2+2%
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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Chapter 39 - Doom First Meeting!

Date: 19th SEP 2007
Occasion: Mr Wugui meets Madam Sotong

the sound of sharp ringing tone startled sotong and woke her up from her long slumber. she quickly fumbled about at the side of her messy bed only to find the handphone buried in her dirty blanket. it was no wonder why when her alarm, which was set at 1pm went off without her realizing. as usual, it was Mr wugui who got the honor of being the first person she speak to first thing in the freakin morning. oh 2pm is afternoon. Right.

Mr wugui announced that he has, as usual reached stinkoplanco premises. and way earlier. but this time he didnt wait long. At least not that long. I reckon only a good 20 or so minutes? *grins sheepily

sotong mumbled to the phone, not knowing just quite what she said. only remembering saying 'umm' and 'ok' to about evrytink wugui was saying. and she hurriedly dashed to the bathroom to get herself washed up. No body scrub for her 2day again. no one hour of pampering herself in the shower - filing the soles of the feet and shaving of tentacle-y legs while waiting for the hair treatment to set. she just never really quite got down into doing what she planned, does she??

after much persuasion on her side, she finally managed to convince mr wugui to come into the welcoming doors of stinkoplanco. mr wu gui was holding back as it was nearing 3 and mother sotong might be home anytime. Cunning little Miss sotong lured wugui in falling into the trap. HAHAHA, she thought. the dowager will subdue you, and you shall never ever leave stinkoplanco. Be entwined in my tentacles of love.

Miss sotong emerged from the bathroom, in a tiny bath towel wrapped arnd her. went into her chambers, only to hear madame sotong and her sister, xiao yu come back. But she was in her freakin towel!
which is nothing out of the ordinary but it is; as mr wugui and her are alone in the chambers.
and according to the sotong family law- this is very much forbidden, and if they are caught, they will be severely punished. like probably lose a tentacle or so.

But Miss sotong fears nothing.

on the other side, mr wugui had his balls jumping. in order to make him feel more at ease while she can have peace dolling up herself, she went to shut the door. moments later, madame sotong made her appearance at her chambers. she saw the turtle's flippers, damn.
Spoilt the fun, like totally.

mr wugui is very bothered by the fact that he met the dowager this way, altho miss sotong has assured him that the dowager is really, just a title HAHAHAHAHA.

wugui left stinkoplanco with a stomach growling, miss sotong could do with some food so they went boiling central to get some lor mee. yum yum.

with all plans for the day foiled, sotong couldnt feel worse. she made it up by buying her stuffs rlly quickly. she already made a list of to-buys the night before, FYI. and tell me how disciplined is that, and hw xtremely sweet of her?
they afterwhich made spontaneous plans to ikea and courts for some atlantic cold shopping. sandyplanco rabbitting was next. then nice fish bee hoon & ramen to end the night.

cab obasans rule~

and so do mr wugui.

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the days are nearing.

put us to this test, and we'll show u what love can do.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Chapter 38 - Wisdom tooth!

Date: 17th SEP 2007
Occasion: Early Boom to Stinkoplanco

Today, sotong mei decided to bring herself to the nearby dentist to extract her tooth. some tooth is growing out in such an awkward manner thats really hurts and swell up her face. Wugui knowing that sotong mei would need a company there while she went for the dentist decided to boom down to stinkoplanco in the early morning.

Reaching stinkoplanco early, wugui came into stinkoplanco and waited for the vain sotong mei to change into something appropriate for the dentist. Due to the too hasty preparation, the dentist clinic wasn't even open at the moment. Hence, Team HS decided to go for a finger savouring breakfast first.

An appointment with the dentist was set at 1130am.

At 1130am, sotong mei went and consulted the dentist. It was terrible, sotong mei had to book another time for a operation which will cost about 600 as it would be quite a difficult operation. omg. wugui really did hope that sotong mei would be able to go thru this safely.

Wugui came back to sandyplanco and started his debut at hotness.
Was a terrible night with cold and hot sensations.
Was a scary night with the blanket and water.

I'm sick again!

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lovu lovu
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Sunday, September 16, 2007

Chapter 37 - The Pride of Tian Quan, The Celestial Dog.

Date: 15th SEP 2007
Occasion: Pride of a Dog.

~~~~continued from chapter 36~~~~

Stinkoplanco was next.

Sotong mei gotta go home and get changed before she could accompany wugui for The Birth of a Celestial Dog ceremony at Selarang Camp, Changi. It was so Prideful. for a normal breeded pedigree to become the Great Celestial Heavenly Dog.

Stinkoplanco den straight away to sandyplanco.

Sotong mei, using her seventh sense, which she acquired from wugui. Sensed that something was wrong with wugui. As wad she has guessed. Wugui is down with a fever.

Sensing that wugui would need someone to be there to look after him, sotong mei took a ski board down to sandyplanco and spent the whole afternoon there with him. Sotong mei was so nice. Shes too great to be true. Hahs, she did took great care of wugui while he was down. And took care of wugui while he was up too.

Rabbits, rabbits and Rabbits...

It was Bombers Lair for some food before sotong mei returns to her stinkoplanco for her finale sleep after 2 days of insomnia.

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be you, cos you are you.
and i love you as wad you are.
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Chapter 36 - ButterFlying!

Date: 14th SEP 2007
Occasion: was it dragon? but she mentioned butter.

First day of serious work for wugui, and hes glad that he got himself a great partner who is understanding and doesn't meddle nor disturb him while he was doing things. Kinda a normal day, not good not bad, but still so so la~~

SO, after work, the first thing that wugui comes to mind was sotong mei. He went to the nearby kopitiam to have a fast dinner before rushing home to change and meet up with his sotong mei.

it was about 1.30AM when wugui reached St Jellyfish Platters Station. wugui was unable to contact with sotong mei so he decided to meet up with xiao qiang first outside "butterfly". it was about until 1.45am to 2am, that sotong mei and her gangers came along.

"Butterfly" was quite butterlish, nothing much to say so. Only for the fact that 3 martells were opened and drank. Won 300 seashells over there.

Stinkoplanco was the next place.
~~~~pls continue this story on the next chapter~~~

Chapter 35 - First Appearance of xiao sotong!

Date: 13th SEP 2007
Occasion: Thursay, a day when the Crab and Wugui meets the xiao sotong.

It was afternoon when wugui rang up his sotong mei, asking her where does she wants to noe. actually it was supposed to be an overseas trip today but they did not went anywhere, as wugui got some important stuffs to settle today for his business.

It was a good day too, and it felt even better, when crabbie called up wugui and told him that, The Cow, has paid up the money and crabbie wanted to pass the money to wugui. Good people always exists in this world. After crabbie helped wugui in collecting this debt from The Cow, Crabbie won about 200 seashells in the siwai mess.

It was Stinkoplanco next, and wugui suggested that crabbie should come over with him so that he may get a chance to see how stinkoplanco smells like. Of course, it was more than meet the eyes. HAHA. SHHHhhhh..

DE TE!! Sotong mei appeared with her ginna, The pirana. Not long after, the main cast for today appeared. Xiao sotong! lol. OMG, she got a DADA face, so unlike my sotong mei. And she was indeed slow.

At the bout in SAKAE, she couldn't understand a thingy about the genie's wish tomorrow come true thingy idealogy. And She was pretty refined until she cracked a laughter at wugui's joke which made the whole SAKAE looked at her blankly. It was dead silence loud, that laughter she broke out. LOL!

It was sayonara to the early main cast.

Marks the second part of the story.
wugui brought sotong mei back to jurong to take some important stuffs, den wugui met up with his boss, Shark, at a nearby kopitiam near oceanic lake. It was sotong mei first meeting with shark, the handsome DA KORKOR self proclaimed.

Shortly after that, Team HS went over to zheng hua, with crabbie and lobster.
IT WAS

THE VERSUS OF BOAT QUAY VS MUSIC UNDERGROUND.

haha. place a bet now who was the winner!

TEAM HS once again!

rabbits, rabbits and rabbits again.

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your alcohol limit is good now, my babe.
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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Chapter 34 - Wads on the List?

Date: 11th SEP 2007
Occasion: checkness the forgetfulness of sotong mei after 1 month of training!

HEADLINES: The union of wugui and sotong mei for 1 month!

WoOts, today marks the 1 month old of the union of wugui dong and sotong rinn. Wads coming is more than wad u expect. Lets check. After one month of interactions, wad has actually happened to both parties.

FOR WUGUI:
-check on unclelogism
-check on packaging
-check on bengness
-check on vices
-check on money splandering habits

FOR SOTONG:
-check on blurness
-check on forgetfulness
-check on habits
-check on time management
-check on obasanism

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this will be a nice chapter for both authors would be writing on the other party
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FOR SOTONG MEI:

CONCLUSION: NOT A GIRL, NOT YET AN AUNTIE
She, Irene Shen PeiQi, was a girl when she met me. before 11th AUG 2007. But There was this big project going on in the revolutionary world that irene decided to participate. The project of obasanism. Dats why, after been through one month of sweatatious and torturous training, irene is not a girl, not yet an auntie now. Shes the in between now. LOL. Would she be able to complete this project to become a FULL BLOWN obasan auntie?

blurness: As the six letters spell out, S-O-T-O-N-G, everyone and anyone should understand what does that word stands for. And in any case, this is definitely the case for this nice little bulging big eyes ger, sotong irene. Irene is Blur, utimately blur in any case. She would not catch any balls thrown to her by many people. especially from the clumsy little wugui dong. But time has shown to edgar wugui dongdong, that sotong isn't that blur as wad she looked like she was. And it was until den, when the xiao sotong and the sotong mama came into the picture, that dongdong really thinks that this sotong mei isn't that a blur she was.

forgetfulness: WOO HOO! this is one of the main thing which i really want to highlight. IMAGINE waiting for your gf under her block for 2 hours. IMAGINE ur gf gotta let u wait for 2hours while she wake up, bath and prepare cos, she forgot the timing to meet up. LET's not bring up the idea of girlfriend meeting boyfriend. Lets bring the point of important things, lets me bring this day of MOE, which is a very important part in her study afterlife, irene needed to get her certificate in order to apply for her course. Irene was supposed to wake up earlier this particular day, like 9am was the timing she wanted her dongdong to fetch her. Dong dong reached at 9am, but irene woke up at 1pm and took one full hour before she actually went down to meet up dong dong. THIS IS JUST SO IRENENATED. Forgetfulfulness was all about her. it was totally immersed in her. Till now, shes still as forgetful as ever, losing like 2 eye liners in less than a week, losing her chanel foundation, and the venues which she lost the stuffs were like OH MAN, she just so IRENENATED. But guess its this forgetfulness that makes her heart linked to mine, cos she forgot who she was, and wad type of guy she likes, and choose an uncle for her partner.

habits: BLA BLA. its the stupid habits she got. SCRATCHING HER SKINS with her not-so-long nails, or those fake nails pasted on. She would always scratch till those nails actually came off. So far in this one month, seriously speaking, dong dong has never ever seen her having intact pasted nails on for 3 days. LOL. (oPPs! i'm not hinting to u guys that she is quite rough, quite chor lo la, scratching her body so hard. AND! opening her legs so often and so normally. OMG! my mom was at home that day when she was openly wide her legs while watching vcd with me. LOL!) *am i supposed to put this in? i hope i wont get beaten up into a pulp OppS whOOps!* Second habit which is bad, She bites. And she bites her fingernails. And its like an hourly routine that she does it. Now i understand why she always complain about my nails, so jealous about my nails. She had never understand that water or rather u can say saliva too soften the keratin tissues of the nails. *she still inform me that she was an biology student in secondary school, AND she did not even understand this simple theory of fingernails.*

time management: HOLY SHIT! Her time management is LIke her ROOM. WHoOps WHOops wOOOOo!! if anyone been to her house, u would be able to find a junkyard in one of the compartments, and sadly to say, it was and it is her room. Her time management was umm.. improved by 1percent. At least i do see the effort now. I see the effort that Irene came at 1pm when shes supposed to reach by 11am. It was 2 hours later but it ws certainty better than wad dongdong has expected. i expected a timing of like 3.30pm. But sometimes dongdong kenot blame her because the couple are so immersed in themselves everynight , chatting over the telephone till at least 4.30am and later. Junkyard for her thai trip too. It was all last minutes. It has postpones all over it. Organisation skills could improved more if she could get the lazy bug off her. JIA YOU irene! before u lead, u gotta follow.

obasanism: She beginning to accept jehseys and she found it quite charistmatic on herself. LOL. And she could start going to Uncle's pub, hawker centers which are damn hot with dongdong susu. She even started to speak like an auntie with Broken hokkien and a bit of accented chinese kiang. LOl. She even do wad uncles do! She would dig her nose and put that yellow little shitty stuff that was under her nails pasted on other's pple shirt. LOL! beware. *just joking on this point, but she does do that action with no nose wax la. Quite kawaii! lol*
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above is to be done by Mr wugui***
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FOR WUGUI:
unclelogism:
Conclusion folks? A True blue uncle.
EDGAR GOH is destined to die in his smelly white-slightly-yellowish singlet beaneath a past past past season adidas jerseys, his hand sticked into it revealing his taut-abs-turned-flab, in the arms of a much younger-looking woman (for her age) stil-as-ever high maintenance and only appearing a teeny weeny bit obasanishy with her dentures and grandma-style knickers. (which is the me btw if you don't already know: in like 4o yrs' time, though i really would not prefer the dentures, but looking at the amount of sugar i've consumed up til this point of my life, i think by age 30, i should have half mouth full of decayed teeth).

packaging:
Ditto.
Have tried and failed to defeat the deeply rooted unclelogism in Mr Wugui.
Think that he looks great in the white shirt+dark washed jeans+converse shoes+contacts
but now wonder why out of nowhere i actually feel that his jersheys+specs+uncle-ish flats can also be a turn-on. Hmm.

did i just say that 'that edgar' turned me on?!

what has got into me?!?! #%#$&%&#$%

bengness/Ah-beng him :
Born to choose to be one. Live to be one. And shall die one.
vices:
This shall be a long list.
But u noe the 4 letter word, its so amazing. NO NO, not f-u-c-k. that's not the only thing we know how to do together. damn you, you this shallow masturbating moronic reader.

its LOVE. U know, its so powerful. Hence i will and shall embraced all of him, good or bad, for i have stepped into his shell, i mean his life. And stuck hahaha.

But may i add on, it can only do so much. If anything like womanizing bla bla gets on the list, u are so d.e.a.d.

meanwhile, i love him( and his vices)!

money splandering habits:

definitely not one to pass any comment, as i am found guilty of above.

*gives a really sad face then acts really pitiful with those innocent doe eyes

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above is done by beloved sotong mei (may i add, a.k.a wudi ailing, a.k.a his hum sup lo)


***mr wugui is forgiven for not completing this just yet and if you notice, he is a very very busy man. And so, do check back again for updates!

XOXO FROM YOUR HIGHNESS

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Yawns~ its out one month celebration fiesta.
So, lets enjoy wad happened:
1) 12 RABBITS was seen.
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weeeeee
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Monday, September 10, 2007

Chapter 33 - Soup BA chou mee??

Date: 9th SEP 2007
Occasion: BA chou mee in soup??

It was Geraldine birthday today. And it was supposely supposed to be celebrated at East Coast Park chalet. Who knows? The Cow did not check the sms well enough to note that the BBQ was held yesterday night, on the 8th.

LOL, it was like a ghost town there.

So, it was irene sotong mei time for wugui den! since wugui is so nearby to sotong mei, sotong mei decided to meet up with wugui and bring him for some food in Stinkoplanco residental areas.

85PAsar was chosen. The Food? BA chou mee in soup. It can be said to be wugui's virgined time in soup based ba chou mee. LOL. Looks weird, but it tastes terribly Nice! OMG! Its just great. wugui could still feel the taste of the soup base now.

Damn. some lan kuaiing session after that.
Stinko, Sandy.

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ITS GREAT!
i wanna taste all food with u around.
lets go together
hand in hand
for food feasts always.
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Chapter 32 - It was a Long Way Back Home.

Date: 8th SEP 2007
Occasion: Polarbear's birthday!

It was polar bear birthday celebration today and everyone in the same north sea was excited about it. the plan was to meet up at 2130hrs at BQ.

It was the Usual sweeting phone chattin session with sotong mei, when polar bear suddenly popped up at wugui's sandyplanco. He needed a place to put his belongings as he did not want to bring them along for the celebration later.

With much persuation, Team HS decided to go down BQ with polar bear and the gang of creatures separately. Wugui went for a quick shower, waxing moments, and some shell changing before he left the home with LuoHan, Crab, XiaoBai, PolarBear, TianQuan and his baby.

Upon reaching BQ, sotong mei suddenly lost the mood to go down cos her dad, The KingKong, threw her shoes at the living room and told her to keep them elsewer. It was heart saddening for wugui when he heard that.

So, it was Jennifer to the rescue. With the Emerizing Vocal cords skill, Jennifer managed to get sotong mei to believe its the right choice to come down to BQ and meet up with her, her hubby and of course, sotong mei's most prized personnel, The WuGui.

Sotong mei eventually did came down, but it was certainly a very fast one for her. Due to some unhappiness things, she did not managed to be able to stay sober for long. Soon, a crazy Sotong took over the once sweet tenderising cute sotong mei.

Crazy and hectic. But it was ended soon by wugui super BAOBAO da fa. Wugui sent sotong mei back to stinkoplanco. and it was GG. it was like a 30m walk, but it seems that wugui and sotong mei walked a distance of 3km. It took wugui about 45mins to be able to send sotong mei safety into the arms of xiao sotong.

*Anyway, i saw U with no make ups, xiao sotong. Wasn't that bad but of cos sotong mei still stand no.1 in my eyes. That would be, for a long time, till i cannot breathe anymore.*

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Adios!
Sotong mei!
Wo
Xi
Huan
Ni
!!!!
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Saturday, September 8, 2007

Chapter 31 - Salmon Fiesta

Date: 7th SEP 2007
Occasion: The Super Salmon Feast!

It was ZzZzzZZ time for wugui again. OMG! This wugui is becoming way back into his old life, the life of nocturnaling. Sleeping through the whole afternoon almost way into evening.


It was almost 4.30pm until wugui decided to crack his rusty eyes open to allow the late afternoon sun rays to shine on it. Hmmmp.. today shall be a nice night! It would be one which will be most unforgetable. Haha!

Preparation starts immediately after about half an hour of twisting and rolling around in bed. Bathing, waxing, lensing was done one by one. Its 5.30pm when wugui decided to crawl down to the sea out of sandyplanco to search for a ski board. Many ski boards available but none was in the green light.

Precipitation starts to form on the cumoninous clouds above. Rain came along, with strong cold gushes of wind hollowing around. Finally, a ski board came by, and it was willing to travel the way of wugui, to stinkoplanco.

AYE or PIE? wugui remembered the last time he took PIE (Piranas Indiana Eels), it was choked up with alot of boards. Hence, wugui chose AYE (AiLing Yummylicious Edgar).

REN SUAN BU RU TIAN SUAN. Who's noes, this journey of AYE is not choked with boards, but totally filled with TOTAL JAMS. it took at least an hour and ten mins before reaching stinkoplanco.

Sotong mei boarded the ski board, and Team HS travelled to elias community center for some japanese nude actions. Quite rawful too. ^___^

Salmon was all that in the menu. It was a salmon night.

After salmoning, Team HS decided to go for a movie at LIDO. Many pics were taken down before the entering of the threatre. 19th floor of hell was chosen and it is suck a sucky show which i guess i would give only 0.5 star/ 5 stars for the rating.

Early as it still smells, Team HS decided to support calamari on her first day of work. At Keong Saik Road. Pub 7.

Time passes so fast as the alcohol enters the body. SO fast, it was time to Beat the SHEEP. Stinkoplanco was chosen first before sandy.

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never let my hand off
for my hand sweats
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Thursday, September 6, 2007

Chapter 30 - HAIR DOWN TIME!

Date: 5th SEP 2007
Occasion: time for a hair down session for SM.

The clumsy wugui woke up, upon a nice little ring from sotong mei. Its time. time to meet the super sotong mei for some recharging power. Hahs. SO, wugui took his best shot in bathing, den at teething, den waxing and den at ski boarding.

Upon reaching Bitches' Village, wugui rang up his dearest sotong mei and went on to find her and porcupine. It was Breeko Place, the spot they met again. With Thunders strking all over, sotong mei handed over 2 bags to wugui.

All of a sudden, the thundering clashes ceases becoming a scene wer the skies are blue with birds chirping sweetly. IT WAS A PRESENT from sotong mei. oh MAN! Shes like the perfect person for anyone to possess.

It was meal time for wugui. a KINGKONG 175 was ordered. It was beef, overcooked beef that crumbles into bits. Shucks! this is one of the worst beef i ever tasted in my life. yucky.

Due to some time constraint, porcupine wasn't able to accompany Team HS any longer, as porcupine gotta meet up with poddle, for some shopping sprees. SO, wugui continued eating. It was well although not fulfiling and satifactory. Enough to pump up some strength onto the legs muscles.

Next, wugui and sotong mei went to Bacon Pressing Junction and continued their journey of no return. The first destination was The Arcade. Photo Hunting was carried out in 3 times. It wasn't successful, as wugui is a noob in spotting things. lol.

*but why do wugui still need to spot for anything when wugui already got the best gal in the world that is made specially for him??*

next came 2130hrs, when sotong mei good friend came. And wugui gotta leave, as he do not wanna make sotong mei and her friend feel akward.

=)

it was until 0300hrs when sotong mei and wugui met up.
WOOTS~ last shot at some kissing actions~

Stinkoplanco
Sandyplanco

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YIPEE!
salmon tomorrow!
i've fallen
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Chapter 29 - Mystery

Date: 4th SEP 2007
Occasion: Mystery~

MYSTERY~
CONFIDENTAL~

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unknown
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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Chapter 28 - Remanded in Sandyplanco.

Date: 3rd SEP 2007
Occasion: Wee.. Why does the Fried Rice look like this ~~~~

Due to a serious crime committed 2 days ago, wugui is harshly sentenced to one day of imprisonment remand center in Sandyplanco. It was verdicted down by the Merciless Super Judge Martell. It was judgement day indeed.

Sadly and devoted to serving his one day sentence, wugui decided to sleep it through. It was lala lala lala lala, until the sentence is up, and a superwoman, the utimate sotong mei, came to his rescue. It was such a long wait until home served food is tasted.

UMM.. it was nice. but it look weird. supposely the fried rice should look like rice, but why does this fried rice look like maggie mee torned and shattered? But the home made food was Good, wugui finished it without any much time with no worries and complaints.

*till now, no stomach pains are experienced yet. not bad a cook that super sotong mei ah!!*

It was ISSAC TIME! Polar Bear's son. Little polar bear with a tinge of tikoness. This little polar bear bear did not accept super sotong mei in the beginning, as it was the first encounter. But after some fast ice breaker introduction of super sotong mei, lil polar bear started to go close to super sotong mei, maybe due to the TIKOness that was passed down from his dad.

Jellyfish Platform followed by Illegal Man Monsterhouse (IMM) was shopped, torned and shattered by Team HS n the bear couples. ICIHBAN sushi was chosen as the showdown place, and of course Team HS with the bears emerged as very strong winners of the place.

It was Boat Quay next. Cordon bleu was punished in Initial Bar, been squeezed to the core by Team HS.

~~Ghost- House was next~~
~~Ghost-Hunting~~

Stinko first.
Sandy next.

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Mr E and Ms S.

making SOTONG mei ECSTATIC!
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Sunday, September 2, 2007

Chapter 27 - The Sudden Met.

Date: 1st SEP 2007
Occasion: drink, drank, but not drunk.

Wugui gotta woke up earlier today, as he got to attend his god daughter DANA birthday at boon lay. Being such a sweetie, Sotong mei decided to become wugui's alarm clock and woke him up at 1430hrs. A great timing for a great day.

Upon waking up, bad news about DANA mummy, DAMA, was at work. And it wasn't that appropriate for wugui to knock on DANA as he isn't that close or familiar with DANA's family members.

SO, the best way to increase time flow rate was... SLEEP! wugui went back to bonk bonk land and lala away..

ZzZZZzzzzzz....

ROAR. Sms came from DAMA, telling wugui that she would be home in 5mins. Hence, wugui decided to drag himself away from lalaing, and called up his most beloved super wudi sotong mei. Great moments always, as chatting with SWSM always end up in smiles, hugs and kisses.

It was CAKING time. Time to buy a good delicious chocolate ice cream cake for Dana! Wugui went to the nearby Jellyfish Platform and bought a chocolatey cake from Swensens. WEEeeEEe! dana sure will be so happy with the cake. =D

It was DANA time den. Until the phone rang.. sotong mei smsed wugui and told him that she wan to be out of her home. OMG! this shocked wugui. Out of panic and care for his most dearest, wugui decided to go off after the birthday song and ride a ski board, and a certainty slow one, to Stinkoplanco, to search for sotong mei.

A slow poke as named, wugui reached stinkoplanco after a very long period of time, making the pissing of sotong mei off. HaHas. Team HS met up eventually and they went over to town for a movie. The BIG SCREEN of EvanAlmighty. Funny and hilarious. it made them laugh over their stomaches. *Umm.. do sotong have stomach?*

After the movies, the couple went over to meet up with old pals, cockroach and protect countryer, at the old meeting spot of Boat Quay. LALALA~~ after that, country protecter decided that they should go to the famous "BUTTERFLY" at St James.

*butterfly was a name derived from sotong mei. when wugui reached st james, the name was dragonfly.*

It was Butterflying time den! Woots! cool! fantastic! exciting!
i dunno wad can i say more. wad was most important was the part that sotong mei is with wugui.

Stinkoplancoing and den sandyplancoing was done.

Wugui lost his keys? can someone return it to him?

a Reward of Marrying that person will be done if the keys are returned.

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our rings are here!
its will be our symbol!
the jehseys!
the rings!
the handphones!
woots~~
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Saturday, September 1, 2007

Chapter 26 - Concentrated on SM

Date: 31st AUG 2007
Occasion: Washing hands off the donkey business.

It was a long Bonk Bonk time for wugui as he did not catch an early rest with sotong mei the night ago. Wugui was tired, but the thought of Sotong Mei feeling frustrated over her job makes wugui afraid again. Afraid that sotong mei wont be able to wake up today and report for work on time.

Thus, this gave wugui the energy, the power to stay awake. Just to ring and make sure SM wake up at the designated timing she wanted for herself.

It was a YEA factor in the waking up part but a OINK factor in wugui's sleeping part. ZzZZZZ...

ZzzZZzzzz...
zZZzzzZZzz...

It was a great rest. Wugui only woke up a few points during the sleep just to sms his one and only Super Sotong mei.

zzZZZzzzz..
zZZzzzZZZ...

It was a freaking good rest until wugui looked at his watch. OMGOMG! iTs like 5.15pm le! and wugui is supposed to meet up with sotong mei at 6.30pm at her workplace at BULL SHIT (Burlington Square).

Quick and Tenderizing bath was taken, before wugui made his clumsy way for a ski board. It wasn't that smooth a journey. Wugui met with alot of waves, with alot of torrents, which made his destination seemed further alot.

As was the all knowledgable stupid idiot once said that the ratio of time and distance travelled increases per rate unit, of course, the timing to reach Bull Shit was longer than before.

And as the famous mathematics formulae goes,
money=time,
it was more expensive. about the cost of 2 cool ski boarding sessions.

meeting up with sotong mei, Team HS decided to be more primitive. They went on to the nearby hawker for their Dinner. It was a great one, with tonnes of delicacies!
Carrot Cake (v.Nice one), claypot chillied frog legs, and teochew fish porridge was on the dish lists.

After the great meal, wugui and sotong mei decided to go for a blackboard slow session all the way back to Stinkoplanco. Reaching bedok, wugui and sotong decided to shop for some contacts lens, some coloured ones. sotong mei chose some nice coloured lens and wugui bought it.

It was stinkoplanco soon after. With shagginess overcoming sotong mei's whole physical self, she got to sleep soon after wugui got back on his sandyplanco.

Good night SM.
Good night WG.

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drink tonnes of water.
drink milk.
sleep more.
with these 3, u regain wad u want
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