Saturday, August 25, 2007

Chapter 20 - a never-boring date

Date: 23th AUG 2007
Occasion: The last late night spent (for a while)


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Hi everyone (or rather anyone who gets to read this-cuz i seriously wonder who else but me, the great sotong and that cute silly wugui, read this amazing blog about our much more amazing love story wahahaha xD).

BEHOLD... *drum roll* this is the SUPER sotong here, making her first ever entry posted :)
*applauses

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Nuff said, here goes:
The previous night, silly wugui once again accompanied the lovely sotong to do shoppping online. Ended the session arnd 5am. Silly wugui woke at 9am, and he's supposed to giving sotong the morning call at 10am as she wanted and needed to get up early for
3 apparent reasons:
1. She sooo needs to get her life back- she wants to stop being a vampire, not that she hate this life.. but because,
2. her parents hate her for this life that she has now and she needs to shut them up
3, lastly, she's supposed to meet up with Jolin a.k.a the dolphin after she gets off school at 12pm (I jus noticed they rhyme, how cool is that? ^^)
But as always, the sotong needs her beauty sleep. She only got up when the clock strikes 12 and its noon, when her mom came in and screamed like some nasty biatch at her to wake and claimed some friend of her called up the house, which is the silly wugui (WHO ELSE DOES THAT anyway?? HA)
'XX miss calls recieved'. Sotong cant recall how many- she was at her most powerful state after one night of praticing her 'cui mian da fa in' her sleep; so she's always stil very unconcious when she wakes, just in case u're wondering. Thus, she is forgiven for forgetting the exact statistics of the missed calls given by silly wugui this time. Its enough that she noes the past record of '96 missed calls' stil stands. So give her a break lah. I know i know, u think she's blur, but then again, isnt that what sotongs are best at?
Sotong finally met up with the gorgeous looking dolphin at Bacon Pressing Junction(BPJ) at the skiboard station at 3pm. They smoked 14 sticks over two drinks like nobody's business. They bitched abt some bitches and jerks like they deserved. They were so contented. How sotong enjoys dolphin's company all the time. She just noes wad sotong's thinking all the time. Dolphin comforted sotong when she's at her lowest. And afterwhich suggested some talk-to-god sessions at macpherson which sotong readily agreed to.
Dolphin headed home as sotong needs to go find wugui for dinner. Thought she wasnt feeling hungry, she didnt want to either as dolphin casually commented that sotong's body n tentacles are out of proportion due to the weight that she has put on recently. GAWD, sotong thot. All those pig-out sessions with wugui & co. needs to be put to an end! she still wants to look good in her clothes. Hey, sotongs have feeelings too, they wanna look and feeel good too, mind you.
Sotong swiftly headed for Starfish cafe where wugui and Mr Penguin is at. Out of nowhere, wugui exclaimed that he wants to get a new device - the handphone. Its such a luxury, its totally a want, not a need. He so didnt have to spend the money. But oh well, his only xcuse was that the fuckin pink vodafone - that kind sotong swapped with him for, was simply just a piece of nice looking pink crap which is just good for looking at, and flipping with, looks like a toy phone and works not better then one, and has a battery life of say, 10 of pasar-malam-ahji-pah-lia-four-for-one-dollar brand batteries put together. Wad else could sotong have said? Its her fault she had such a lousy fone. And her fault that wugui was made to use it.
So the trio proceeded to Suckling Leopard Slaughterhouse (SLS) in search of the 'dream phone' that wugui wants, and the particular N76 that Mrs penguin demanded to have.
After several heated debating & serious discussions among wugui, Mr Penguin & the friendly handphone personnel, wugui finnaly decided on nokia navigator which he would be putting to good use when he needs to get arnd the water. He reckoned he wants a similar phone with sotong just so they look more couple-ish. Sotong was slightly taken aback. Hmm. But in the end she made wugui get the black one so she gets the white one, which is the nicer looking one by the way, just so they wun get their hps mixed up in the future. Isn't that nice of she? AWwww.
=]
Next up was a rushed shopping session at Plaza Seas (PS). Shops were closing soon, so wugui and sotong only managed to get few stuffs, but they felt happy with their loots. It certainly was a day well spent, sotong thought. Nothing beats the thrill of shopping, simply nothing.
Wugui felt obligated to attend Luo han-Jessmin's mini celebration of awaited freedom at Illusionz. Sotong didnt want wugui to go alone. He looks worn out, she thought quietly. Sotong knows that wugui will have a dreadful time later if she wasnt there because he already felt forced to go.
They travelled to Heeren for a quick Sakae fix before heading down. HANA MAKI!!!!
How happy the luo han fish looks, she thought. That was exactly the way sotong felt sometime back. The fish looked so slightly too excited and enthu abt evrything and evryone. She's free finally, all was glad for her. Luo han and the school of fishes moved in and out of the pub. Wugui n sotong didnt stay long. Wugui got a lil high on the alchohol for awhile, looking like a red-faced turtle (and that's rare), laughing for no apparent reasons. Silly wugui indeed.
They went for a mini frog porridge feast. And sotong travelled there on her bare tentacles, flippers-less. During the journey, she acted like a fifty year old obasan/hag who has no children or home to go to, and is wandering on the streets searching for some kind of refuge.
Uncle wugui influence people the bad way, beware! *evil grin with one eyebrow raised*
After that was home sweet home for sotong, and then wugui.
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P.S i'll miss all this senseless fun times, wugui!
XOXO,
Miss Sotong

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i'll not let u miss all these days.
as i'll keep on continuing to give my sotong mei the same senseless, wu liao, but heart linking heart sensations.