Sunday, August 19, 2007

Chapter 17 - Journey To The East

Date: 19th AUG 2007
Occasion: wugui's a westerner!

Woots! Wugui woke up with the faintly shone light hitting hard on his facial cheek. Blur and dazzled, he decided to on his computer to go onshore and try to manage to contact wugui's sotong mei. Dissapointment was next, sotong mei is most probably stranded in lala land.

While on shore, wugui saw that some new shopping sites was placed up, so he rang his sotong mei again, in order to try and contact sotong to inform her of the updates. sotong just love shopping online as sotong mention that she could view more stuffs in lesser time den shopping outside.

Hahas, as usual, hearing new shopping spreee onshore, sotong mei forced herself to wake up to go for a shopping trip. Maybe it's just a built-in alarm clock in sotong mei. The word "shopping" just appeals so much to her. LOL. Sotong mei is just a "shopping" freak and a very mad one too.

Wugui started to wear his miniature goggles, and wearing a nice waxy cap, he zoom out of his house to take Skate Board. (Rank of boards : (1) Ski Board (2) Skate Board (3) Black Board, since Bastard= Bus Third, hence train= MRT second, hence car= taxi first). Skate Board took a long time to reach wugui's destination but it was in any case, cheaper and have more stuffs to look at. Of course, due to the uncleism in wugui, wugui really dun bother looking at those stuffs.

Perfect! i reach at 3.50pm, way 10mins before the timing wugui and sotong agreed on. Woots~ The bubbly happy wugui wait for his most important person, sotong mei, to arrive. TICK TOCK, Tick Tock, tick tock.... The ticks of the clock takes life away so fast.... wugui's hp rang! woots~~ it was sotong mei.

YipEe.. wugui thought to himself, as sotong mei told him that she is making her way down now. It was 5pm. The now happy wugui went over to the ski board stand and waited for his princess devil to arrive. he wait, and waited. TICK TOCK, Tick Tock, tick tock... The ticks of the clock takes life away.... "Te DE"!! sotong mei reached and called wugui. It was 5.45pm. haha..

TIME TO BATTLE HUNGER ROUND 3! Team Hard Soft -VS- Team Sakae. Team HS emerged as the champion again, with the help of 2 cute little HANA MAKI dish. It was a fabulous fight. Both parties ended up in satisfaction. Eyeing at the other enemy, sotong mei and wugui went over to battle it, StarBuck Frappucino. It was the Mocha that came out to meet Team HS. This time, with the assistance of 2 MARLBORO red each, Team HS topped the race with the 1st prize. Buds feeling bitter in sotong mei case, as she wasn't used to the fragrance bomb that mocha released.

Up next, wugui and sotong did not wanna miss out on "lang Man" so they decided to go lanmaning on board The BlackBoards. They took the first blackboard, and this BB brought them all the way to the East of the East, Pasir Ris. Nice try at lanmaning Team HS thought, so they decided to give it another try. This time they board a blackboard with a nice location name: St Michaels.

Sounds cool isn't it, the ride was swift, was fercious, was cool. Plus the fact that the last destination would be a nice place, it does sounds nice doesn't it? Looks whos talking, after sotong and wugui reach the end point. It was a place, a deserted place where coloured wolves roamed the place. Battling with "toilet urge", sotong and wugui decided to chiong to the nearest toilet, wer it is located at a PA SAR! can u believe that?? Haha! sotong mei at PASAR!

POSB as found a while later when wugui hp rang. It was from his company. The investments this week has totally flunged. LOL. Wugui became too engrossed in his conversation until sotong mei looked and felt quite restless. After the deal was settled, wugui decided to put down his company business and bring sotong mei to their destination. The Land of BIG screens.

"Loving Irene Dong Obey" (LIDO) was chosen but the BIG screens were all under repairment. Out of no choice, wugui and sotong decided to walk to "Catch Irene Not Edgar" (CINE leisure). It can be considered as one of the greatest 15mins walk wugui has ever taken in his life before. It was just great. wugui acted as gonggong and sotong mei acted as dongdong during this short perioded walk. Fun isn't it, acting as dongdong?? It was quite amusing for wugui to speak and act like gonggong...

2 PARANGS were bought soon after they reach CINE (parangs are used as an weapon to break open the door to the BIG screens). With ample time and energy, Team HS decided to go the nearby 24hrs KOPI xpRess.

Nicely done plot, Beautifully carved people were used for this shooting. It was just like a dream, a nice dream come true. No words can describe how important was that KOPI xpRess trip for wugui. It was more than words, larger than life. (lets do it again soon ok?)

BIG screen was up next. RO-MAN-DI-KE love comedy was the main theme. Yet another great hit movie as sotong mei was with wugui. Ski boarding was next! Destination - Bedok.

Everything was like so fast upon reaching bedok, but the most vivid part, was the contact of inks and water. Haha, just outside of stinkoplanco. Sandyplanco was reached so fast without knowing... maybe because of the nap involved inside.

And can u guess wad happens next?? Once sotong mei reaches stinkoplanco, sotong will get hooked on again. onshore shopping. HAHA. But this time, she bought bags, nice ones with very high praises from wugui. When the goods arrive, allow wugui to be the second one to carry it for sotong, other from sotong mei herself.

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promises made today shall be honoured.
promises are made for good will and good hopes.
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thks for caring. This may be one of my lowest peak.
And i noe u will share the woe.
WOOTS~ once again...
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1 comment:

♥ Wendy said...

OH MY. You waited so long. This is something you must know and remember, she forever so gao tu one. I pity you! HAHAAHA. :p