Date: 30th AUG 2007
Occasion: a new job for SM?
Super sotong mei called up wugui early in the morning and ask wugui what should she do, as she is late for work and she doesn't wanna go for job. So the ONCE-EVIL wugui thought of a plan. Tell mummy sotong that u are going to work, but instead come over and find wugui for some rendevous moments. HAHA.
Sotong mei accepted this proposal, and went straight away for a swimming session in stinkoplanco to wash away all the unneccessary ink left behind from the last night's lala landing session.
Ski board was boarded. It was a SLOW one, a 60-70 one. And a TIKO one combined with a BLUR one. OUCH! dats was one of the weakest ski board so far.
Lets drop the topic of this ski board, as it fumes the temperature gauge on Sotong mei alot. Meetage was next, a so "romantic" one, one which requires wugui to run over his destination... how LOL can that stupid ski board be....
A fight broke out soon. leaving terrible battle scars on wugui's body.
Next, was the Dinner. It was a fabulous dinner with the 2 filial boys, the Lobster and the Crab. It was Ah Ong BBQ dinner. Nice chilli thou. it never seem to be enough.
DOTA WAS NEXT!!! WeEEEEeeEEEEEee.... and wugui won it of course hahah.
Stinkoplanco was delivered soon after, when sotong mei suddenly thought of wad will happen the next day. cos she did not went for work today and have not even made call to inform wad happened today. Wugui, using his wugui shielding shengong, helped WUDI AIREN to settle this prob with smiles and lotsa them.
And they lived happily ever after... UNTIL den, the next big challenge.
And they always live happily ever after,
And they will live happily ever after.
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WUDI AIREN!
WO DE MAN MAN!
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Thursday, August 30, 2007
Chapter 24 - Day Off for SM.
Date: 29th AUG 2007
Occasion: Day Off for my Sotong Mei.
Due to some bad junks eaten the night before, sotong mei wasn't feeling quite well this morning, and since she got an chance for an Off, she decided to use it. Of course, her job was well-covered by another temp staff, but hopefully i think its not another sotong of course.
*Employing a sotong for a application would not be as easy as A-B-C.*
So, wugui and sotong decided to wake up earlier today, to carry out on their plans on Salmon sahsimi. But as usual, sotong wasn't able to wake up at the designated timing. Actually, it was planned to be arisen at 9am, but due to the late night the day before, it was swopped to 11am.
It din't went as planned, as wugui and sotong met up in orchard, far away from their destination of jurong for sashimi. It was Crabs Pincers (Centre Point). Wugui met up with sotong not long after and they decided to go for some Bobbi Brown shopping. Dun ask wugui wads Bobbi Brown was, he tot it was a guy's name and it spells certainty tonnes of jealousy for him LOL.
After Bobbi Brown spreeing, it was the ever-lasting Sakae again. And it was at HMV - Hideous Masochistic Village. With the help of a 5 dollars Sakae coupon, Team HS added a good record of Winage to their trophies. Cheers~ another Sakae beaten and defeated by Super Sotong and Wudi Wugui. (SS and WW)
Next up, SS and WW lother aimlessly in the heart of Orchard, till they reach Cowboy's Boyhouse (Coffee Bean). With some teary eyes, wudi wugui decided to go for a TRIPLE SHOT expresso, and SS went for some sweet tendering white chocolate drink.
Wanna noe how to make your eyes BIG, ladies out there? Just drink triple expresso daily and u will notice your eyes bulging out in no less than a month. Money-back-guarantee! trust it and u will get BIG eyes.
Haha.. Partyworld was next at International Building. Room 7 (favourite number of Sotong), was chosen and picked. Songs was sang, joys was shared, love was spread. everything was cool. everything was nice. Many song was done with wugui and sotong's powers.
With great endeavous, Team HS decided to leave partyworld earlier, to go for Stinkoplanco.
No one ever knows, wad Darkest secret lies around in stinkoplanco.
No one knows, and no one will know.
KekexX.
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omg. she saved me as edgar baby in her hp!
so touched!!!!
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Occasion: Day Off for my Sotong Mei.
Due to some bad junks eaten the night before, sotong mei wasn't feeling quite well this morning, and since she got an chance for an Off, she decided to use it. Of course, her job was well-covered by another temp staff, but hopefully i think its not another sotong of course.
*Employing a sotong for a application would not be as easy as A-B-C.*
So, wugui and sotong decided to wake up earlier today, to carry out on their plans on Salmon sahsimi. But as usual, sotong wasn't able to wake up at the designated timing. Actually, it was planned to be arisen at 9am, but due to the late night the day before, it was swopped to 11am.
It din't went as planned, as wugui and sotong met up in orchard, far away from their destination of jurong for sashimi. It was Crabs Pincers (Centre Point). Wugui met up with sotong not long after and they decided to go for some Bobbi Brown shopping. Dun ask wugui wads Bobbi Brown was, he tot it was a guy's name and it spells certainty tonnes of jealousy for him LOL.
After Bobbi Brown spreeing, it was the ever-lasting Sakae again. And it was at HMV - Hideous Masochistic Village. With the help of a 5 dollars Sakae coupon, Team HS added a good record of Winage to their trophies. Cheers~ another Sakae beaten and defeated by Super Sotong and Wudi Wugui. (SS and WW)
Next up, SS and WW lother aimlessly in the heart of Orchard, till they reach Cowboy's Boyhouse (Coffee Bean). With some teary eyes, wudi wugui decided to go for a TRIPLE SHOT expresso, and SS went for some sweet tendering white chocolate drink.
Wanna noe how to make your eyes BIG, ladies out there? Just drink triple expresso daily and u will notice your eyes bulging out in no less than a month. Money-back-guarantee! trust it and u will get BIG eyes.
Haha.. Partyworld was next at International Building. Room 7 (favourite number of Sotong), was chosen and picked. Songs was sang, joys was shared, love was spread. everything was cool. everything was nice. Many song was done with wugui and sotong's powers.
With great endeavous, Team HS decided to leave partyworld earlier, to go for Stinkoplanco.
No one ever knows, wad Darkest secret lies around in stinkoplanco.
No one knows, and no one will know.
KekexX.
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omg. she saved me as edgar baby in her hp!
so touched!!!!
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Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Chapter 23 - The Couple Uniform
Date: 27th AUG 2007
Occasion: chelsea X 2
"Hello.. Shen le shen le!!" came from a deep voice from the other side of the phoney tunnel. The only thing that came into wugui's mind was, "HUH?? wad thing??" LOL. donkey kong said again," my FATTER tweety bird has given birth!"
OMG! my little XUE EN is borned into this world le! And the first person wugui wanna to inform was his one and only super sotong mei. Sotong mei did not really believe was wugui was saying until he said it like 3 times!
HaHa. Thats not all. The Next BIG thing here was - it was sotong mei's first day of working. and working as a nuan nuan. Due to the shagginess of the previous day, wugui decided to take a good day rest and lay on his lovable sand patchy.
It wasn't till quite late, as the time as turned from dark to bright and bright to dark, it was 11pm before wugui decided to slowly crept out of his bed to the bathroom for some brushing session. Wasn't it great, to receive sotong mei massive sms attacks in the early opening eyes ceremony.
Wugui, den went out to Killers Arena (Kallang Airport), to receive his money from withdrawal of the Oceanic Market. After the receival of the seashells, he went to shop for 2 jehseys which he tot sotong mei would like it. it was CHELSEA season 2007/08 White Based. An lady size of M and a man size of S was taken for a cheaply price of 150 seashells.
Wasn't long before sotong mei knock off from work, with wugui waiting for her at the ground level of Bodo Sami (Burlington Square). Sotong mei, upon receiving the chelsea, decided to change and wear it. Wugui did the same too of course.
it was the FIGHT next with King Freddie Cocobird (KFC), with the invasion of 2 pieces of CRISPY chicken per fighter. Team HS, with enormous determination, severed the enemies into several pieces. Another great victory won by Team HS. Totally imba-ing.
Shopping for tweety bird was next. with bird nest, chicken essence, seaweeds and alot of tidbits, the couple decided to relax and go for some foot reflexlogy course nearby. It wasn't that bad for the rugged wugui as he is used to pain and roughage. But for the NUAN NUAN sotong mei, she smiled, laughed, cried, screamed, and did alot of weirdy expression. It was sotong mei's first try at FR, but it was overall well and good.
Next up, wugui and sotong mei travelled to Tentacles Melting Center, and met up with the gang of terrapins and tweety bird and the Fat Donkey. It has such homely feeling inside. How great would it be, if one day wugui could be there too, taking the place of Fat Donkey --- of course, but thinner version.
HOME SWEET HOME next.
stinko den sandy.
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man man at night, gal gal in the day
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Occasion: chelsea X 2
"Hello.. Shen le shen le!!" came from a deep voice from the other side of the phoney tunnel. The only thing that came into wugui's mind was, "HUH?? wad thing??" LOL. donkey kong said again," my FATTER tweety bird has given birth!"
OMG! my little XUE EN is borned into this world le! And the first person wugui wanna to inform was his one and only super sotong mei. Sotong mei did not really believe was wugui was saying until he said it like 3 times!
HaHa. Thats not all. The Next BIG thing here was - it was sotong mei's first day of working. and working as a nuan nuan. Due to the shagginess of the previous day, wugui decided to take a good day rest and lay on his lovable sand patchy.
It wasn't till quite late, as the time as turned from dark to bright and bright to dark, it was 11pm before wugui decided to slowly crept out of his bed to the bathroom for some brushing session. Wasn't it great, to receive sotong mei massive sms attacks in the early opening eyes ceremony.
Wugui, den went out to Killers Arena (Kallang Airport), to receive his money from withdrawal of the Oceanic Market. After the receival of the seashells, he went to shop for 2 jehseys which he tot sotong mei would like it. it was CHELSEA season 2007/08 White Based. An lady size of M and a man size of S was taken for a cheaply price of 150 seashells.
Wasn't long before sotong mei knock off from work, with wugui waiting for her at the ground level of Bodo Sami (Burlington Square). Sotong mei, upon receiving the chelsea, decided to change and wear it. Wugui did the same too of course.
it was the FIGHT next with King Freddie Cocobird (KFC), with the invasion of 2 pieces of CRISPY chicken per fighter. Team HS, with enormous determination, severed the enemies into several pieces. Another great victory won by Team HS. Totally imba-ing.
Shopping for tweety bird was next. with bird nest, chicken essence, seaweeds and alot of tidbits, the couple decided to relax and go for some foot reflexlogy course nearby. It wasn't that bad for the rugged wugui as he is used to pain and roughage. But for the NUAN NUAN sotong mei, she smiled, laughed, cried, screamed, and did alot of weirdy expression. It was sotong mei's first try at FR, but it was overall well and good.
Next up, wugui and sotong mei travelled to Tentacles Melting Center, and met up with the gang of terrapins and tweety bird and the Fat Donkey. It has such homely feeling inside. How great would it be, if one day wugui could be there too, taking the place of Fat Donkey --- of course, but thinner version.
HOME SWEET HOME next.
stinko den sandy.
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man man at night, gal gal in the day
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Monday, August 27, 2007
Chapter 22 - The Massive Weight Shedding Machine - Gee Gee
Date: 27th AUG 2007 (Day)
Occasion: Thin Tweety Bird??
Ladies out there! U must be freting over your weight now right? Maybe u heard of adonis, maria france bodyline, or slim 10.
Listen up now! Theres is a new, better formulated way to lose weight now. And it is proven and guranteed by our model, The Fatter Tweety Bird. Tweety Birdy GeeGee was able to shed a whle stomach full of MEAT in 12hours. Miracles happening.
With the aid of "Strength", every lady is able to do the same.
For more informations, pls call up our customer service number at 1800-112-6868.
Remember ladies and obasanish sotong mei,
NO PAIN NO WEIGHT LOST.
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the Fatter Tweety Bird is now a thin one, with stomach smaller than the silly clumsy wugui.
0.0!
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Occasion: Thin Tweety Bird??
Ladies out there! U must be freting over your weight now right? Maybe u heard of adonis, maria france bodyline, or slim 10.
Listen up now! Theres is a new, better formulated way to lose weight now. And it is proven and guranteed by our model, The Fatter Tweety Bird. Tweety Birdy GeeGee was able to shed a whle stomach full of MEAT in 12hours. Miracles happening.
With the aid of "Strength", every lady is able to do the same.
For more informations, pls call up our customer service number at 1800-112-6868.
Remember ladies and obasanish sotong mei,
NO PAIN NO WEIGHT LOST.
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the Fatter Tweety Bird is now a thin one, with stomach smaller than the silly clumsy wugui.
0.0!
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Sunday, August 26, 2007
Chapter 21 - Um-no! we're SOBER.
Date: 25th AUG 2007
Occasion: Eat, eat and eat!
*wugui is back, after taking a good day off on 24th of AUG 2007.*
"BEEP BEEP", silly wugui's hp rang, and he woke up and view it. Sotong mei is awake. Woots! Today spells out a nice day, it's a saturday. Prepartion was made by sotong mei at 12noon, and she could only finished it at 2pm earliest. SO, wugui decided to treat himself again for another round of lala land.
Lala landers soon chased him out soon of lala land, at around 2.30pm and he went onshore. Onshore to find his super sotong mei. =D~ as usual, sotong mei must be shopping again lol. wasn't long before sotong mei decided to leave her house, and at the moment, wugui was already on a ski board to STC - Sotong Trading Centre (suntec city).
The blurry sotong did not bring enough money to pay for the taxi, and luckily wugui was one cab in front of sotong mei, so he was able to pay for her cab ride too. HOW BLUR CAN A SOTONG GET??
reaching STC together hand in hand, the first destination was CARREFOUR. Supermarket shopping spreeing with no items bought. Sashimi was in the mind but none was bought as sotong mei only got one thing in mind, and that was Sakaeing.
Remembering that there was another famous japanese restaurant called KuShinBo located in STC too, wugui and sotong decided to search for it. It was located on the 3rd floor, #03-002. Disappointed by the fact that kushinbo is a buffet japanese crusine resturant and Team HS wasn't that prepared for that BIG challenge.
So, sotong mei praying hard to the godly wugui, the saint wugui cast a little magic and brought her over to the STC SAKAE. even sotong mei herself the blur queen of the queens did not even know there is sakae in STC. HANA MAKI was included in the daily meals of sakaeing. This time, its salmon and salmon for sotong mei. She's just so mad about shopping, shopping, salmon and salmon. Why does she like "S" so much???
After Salmon treat was done, Team HS decided to go over to MS- Miss Shen (Marina Square) for a little walk before deciding wad to do. Reachin MS, sotong mei got into a state of MS. lol. mood swing. OMG. wugui did not know wad could he do to make sotong mei happier.. but due to the strong bonds and powers they had for each other, they decided to make themselves happier by not trying to be MSing anymore.
K-box was chosen as the ice breaker to destroy the barrier of MS between them. Fun, exciting, and loving as they have always be. and GUESS WAD, its a buffet style k-box till 10pm. And guess wad comes next, the Sotong mei went ravenously for a half plate full of SALMONS! omg, LOOK AT IT.
Due to the lack of clubbing session recently, sotong mei's eyes brightened up when one of her fren called up for a clubbing sensation. So, sotong mei excitement was raised to the maximum, till the max of the max.
Things dun always turn out that well as usual. One friend of hers, diane, wasn't that happy with sotong mei and of course vice versa. moreover, the place where they are going to club are at the same place. zzz. This made the angryness in sotong mei raised up. zzz.
Who care about wad diane anywaze. Wads matter more is that sotong mei is smiling, and smiling with the happiest smile one could ever find in this world. That was the important part. Wugui decide to bring sotong mei to some place to slack and tell her some jokes to brighten up her night. So, they went over to some quiet place along singapore river near to hotel fullerton.
There, fascinating things happens, for EXAMPLE, wugui decided to act like the man sitting in front of them and imitate that guy talking to his girl. And wad come worst was! The man and the lady kissed. LOL, i never seen a more less passionate kiss. The head DOESN'T move at all!!! ITS LIKE KISSES BETWEEN A NERD AND A GEEK. omg.
Next, Team HS decided to walk the route, 2 weeks ago. The SQUARE 1 where they were not even combined yet. Memories flashed back. it's only a merely 2 weeks, but so many things have happened between this 2 creatures haha.
Guess wad next again. Its eating again. (=.=)
StingRAys and sambal kangkong are fresh on the dishes. OMG. wugui couldn't believe his stomach could be able to store so much things. OMG. wads wrong with sotong and wugui this time??
ARE THEY UNDER THE CURSE OF HUNGRY MONSTER KAKA??
stay tuned. for the real answer..
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baby, i craze for ur smile
babe, i craze for ur laughter
sotong, i craze for ur love
gonggong, i craze for ur joys
irene, i craze all about u
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Occasion: Eat, eat and eat!
*wugui is back, after taking a good day off on 24th of AUG 2007.*
"BEEP BEEP", silly wugui's hp rang, and he woke up and view it. Sotong mei is awake. Woots! Today spells out a nice day, it's a saturday. Prepartion was made by sotong mei at 12noon, and she could only finished it at 2pm earliest. SO, wugui decided to treat himself again for another round of lala land.
Lala landers soon chased him out soon of lala land, at around 2.30pm and he went onshore. Onshore to find his super sotong mei. =D~ as usual, sotong mei must be shopping again lol. wasn't long before sotong mei decided to leave her house, and at the moment, wugui was already on a ski board to STC - Sotong Trading Centre (suntec city).
The blurry sotong did not bring enough money to pay for the taxi, and luckily wugui was one cab in front of sotong mei, so he was able to pay for her cab ride too. HOW BLUR CAN A SOTONG GET??
reaching STC together hand in hand, the first destination was CARREFOUR. Supermarket shopping spreeing with no items bought. Sashimi was in the mind but none was bought as sotong mei only got one thing in mind, and that was Sakaeing.
Remembering that there was another famous japanese restaurant called KuShinBo located in STC too, wugui and sotong decided to search for it. It was located on the 3rd floor, #03-002. Disappointed by the fact that kushinbo is a buffet japanese crusine resturant and Team HS wasn't that prepared for that BIG challenge.
So, sotong mei praying hard to the godly wugui, the saint wugui cast a little magic and brought her over to the STC SAKAE. even sotong mei herself the blur queen of the queens did not even know there is sakae in STC. HANA MAKI was included in the daily meals of sakaeing. This time, its salmon and salmon for sotong mei. She's just so mad about shopping, shopping, salmon and salmon. Why does she like "S" so much???
After Salmon treat was done, Team HS decided to go over to MS- Miss Shen (Marina Square) for a little walk before deciding wad to do. Reachin MS, sotong mei got into a state of MS. lol. mood swing. OMG. wugui did not know wad could he do to make sotong mei happier.. but due to the strong bonds and powers they had for each other, they decided to make themselves happier by not trying to be MSing anymore.
K-box was chosen as the ice breaker to destroy the barrier of MS between them. Fun, exciting, and loving as they have always be. and GUESS WAD, its a buffet style k-box till 10pm. And guess wad comes next, the Sotong mei went ravenously for a half plate full of SALMONS! omg, LOOK AT IT.
Due to the lack of clubbing session recently, sotong mei's eyes brightened up when one of her fren called up for a clubbing sensation. So, sotong mei excitement was raised to the maximum, till the max of the max.
Things dun always turn out that well as usual. One friend of hers, diane, wasn't that happy with sotong mei and of course vice versa. moreover, the place where they are going to club are at the same place. zzz. This made the angryness in sotong mei raised up. zzz.
Who care about wad diane anywaze. Wads matter more is that sotong mei is smiling, and smiling with the happiest smile one could ever find in this world. That was the important part. Wugui decide to bring sotong mei to some place to slack and tell her some jokes to brighten up her night. So, they went over to some quiet place along singapore river near to hotel fullerton.
There, fascinating things happens, for EXAMPLE, wugui decided to act like the man sitting in front of them and imitate that guy talking to his girl. And wad come worst was! The man and the lady kissed. LOL, i never seen a more less passionate kiss. The head DOESN'T move at all!!! ITS LIKE KISSES BETWEEN A NERD AND A GEEK. omg.
Next, Team HS decided to walk the route, 2 weeks ago. The SQUARE 1 where they were not even combined yet. Memories flashed back. it's only a merely 2 weeks, but so many things have happened between this 2 creatures haha.
Guess wad next again. Its eating again. (=.=)
StingRAys and sambal kangkong are fresh on the dishes. OMG. wugui couldn't believe his stomach could be able to store so much things. OMG. wads wrong with sotong and wugui this time??
ARE THEY UNDER THE CURSE OF HUNGRY MONSTER KAKA??
stay tuned. for the real answer..
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baby, i craze for ur smile
babe, i craze for ur laughter
sotong, i craze for ur love
gonggong, i craze for ur joys
irene, i craze all about u
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Saturday, August 25, 2007
Chapter 20 - a never-boring date
Date: 23th AUG 2007
Occasion: The last late night spent (for a while)
BEHOLD... *drum roll* this is the SUPER sotong here, making her first ever entry posted :)
*applauses
Occasion: The last late night spent (for a while)
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Hi everyone (or rather anyone who gets to read this-cuz i seriously wonder who else but me, the great sotong and that cute silly wugui, read this amazing blog about our much more amazing love story wahahaha xD).BEHOLD... *drum roll* this is the SUPER sotong here, making her first ever entry posted :)
*applauses
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Nuff said, here goes:
The previous night, silly wugui once again accompanied the lovely sotong to do shoppping online. Ended the session arnd 5am. Silly wugui woke at 9am, and he's supposed to giving sotong the morning call at 10am as she wanted and needed to get up early for
3 apparent reasons:
1. She sooo needs to get her life back- she wants to stop being a vampire, not that she hate this life.. but because,
2. her parents hate her for this life that she has now and she needs to shut them up
3, lastly, she's supposed to meet up with Jolin a.k.a the dolphin after she gets off school at 12pm (I jus noticed they rhyme, how cool is that? ^^)
But as always, the sotong needs her beauty sleep. She only got up when the clock strikes 12 and its noon, when her mom came in and screamed like some nasty biatch at her to wake and claimed some friend of her called up the house, which is the silly wugui (WHO ELSE DOES THAT anyway?? HA)
'XX miss calls recieved'. Sotong cant recall how many- she was at her most powerful state after one night of praticing her 'cui mian da fa in' her sleep; so she's always stil very unconcious when she wakes, just in case u're wondering. Thus, she is forgiven for forgetting the exact statistics of the missed calls given by silly wugui this time. Its enough that she noes the past record of '96 missed calls' stil stands. So give her a break lah. I know i know, u think she's blur, but then again, isnt that what sotongs are best at?
Sotong finally met up with the gorgeous looking dolphin at Bacon Pressing Junction(BPJ) at the skiboard station at 3pm. They smoked 14 sticks over two drinks like nobody's business. They bitched abt some bitches and jerks like they deserved. They were so contented. How sotong enjoys dolphin's company all the time. She just noes wad sotong's thinking all the time. Dolphin comforted sotong when she's at her lowest. And afterwhich suggested some talk-to-god sessions at macpherson which sotong readily agreed to.
Dolphin headed home as sotong needs to go find wugui for dinner. Thought she wasnt feeling hungry, she didnt want to either as dolphin casually commented that sotong's body n tentacles are out of proportion due to the weight that she has put on recently. GAWD, sotong thot. All those pig-out sessions with wugui & co. needs to be put to an end! she still wants to look good in her clothes. Hey, sotongs have feeelings too, they wanna look and feeel good too, mind you.
Sotong swiftly headed for Starfish cafe where wugui and Mr Penguin is at. Out of nowhere, wugui exclaimed that he wants to get a new device - the handphone. Its such a luxury, its totally a want, not a need. He so didnt have to spend the money. But oh well, his only xcuse was that the fuckin pink vodafone - that kind sotong swapped with him for, was simply just a piece of nice looking pink crap which is just good for looking at, and flipping with, looks like a toy phone and works not better then one, and has a battery life of say, 10 of pasar-malam-ahji-pah-lia-four-for-one-dollar brand batteries put together. Wad else could sotong have said? Its her fault she had such a lousy fone. And her fault that wugui was made to use it.
So the trio proceeded to Suckling Leopard Slaughterhouse (SLS) in search of the 'dream phone' that wugui wants, and the particular N76 that Mrs penguin demanded to have.
After several heated debating & serious discussions among wugui, Mr Penguin & the friendly handphone personnel, wugui finnaly decided on nokia navigator which he would be putting to good use when he needs to get arnd the water. He reckoned he wants a similar phone with sotong just so they look more couple-ish. Sotong was slightly taken aback. Hmm. But in the end she made wugui get the black one so she gets the white one, which is the nicer looking one by the way, just so they wun get their hps mixed up in the future. Isn't that nice of she? AWwww.
=]
Next up was a rushed shopping session at Plaza Seas (PS). Shops were closing soon, so wugui and sotong only managed to get few stuffs, but they felt happy with their loots. It certainly was a day well spent, sotong thought. Nothing beats the thrill of shopping, simply nothing.
Wugui felt obligated to attend Luo han-Jessmin's mini celebration of awaited freedom at Illusionz. Sotong didnt want wugui to go alone. He looks worn out, she thought quietly. Sotong knows that wugui will have a dreadful time later if she wasnt there because he already felt forced to go.
They travelled to Heeren for a quick Sakae fix before heading down. HANA MAKI!!!!
How happy the luo han fish looks, she thought. That was exactly the way sotong felt sometime back. The fish looked so slightly too excited and enthu abt evrything and evryone. She's free finally, all was glad for her. Luo han and the school of fishes moved in and out of the pub. Wugui n sotong didnt stay long. Wugui got a lil high on the alchohol for awhile, looking like a red-faced turtle (and that's rare), laughing for no apparent reasons. Silly wugui indeed.
They went for a mini frog porridge feast. And sotong travelled there on her bare tentacles, flippers-less. During the journey, she acted like a fifty year old obasan/hag who has no children or home to go to, and is wandering on the streets searching for some kind of refuge.
Uncle wugui influence people the bad way, beware! *evil grin with one eyebrow raised*
After that was home sweet home for sotong, and then wugui.
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P.S i'll miss all this senseless fun times, wugui!
XOXO,
Miss Sotong
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Chapter 19 - TDS 2
Date: 22th AUG 2007
Occasion: The Unexpected Date.
Opening the eyes to the first light, wugui yawns and pick up his handphone. OMG! its like 7pm LE! It was well into the dinner session, so wugui took his plate, dished up alot of food, and ate like he never ate before. It's so weird.. wugui felt so hungry this time. really hungry...
After the meal, wugui came onshore to find sotong mei. As usual, the sotong is still in her craze of shopping.. haah.. Dats wad so special about her maybe, so insistent in the things she liked. Hope sotong mei would be able to hold on to all these insistency in the powers of wugui too.
While chatting over the phone, Sotong mei suddenly craved for HANA MAKI. So, sotong mei decided to call TDS again for a HANA MAKI delivery. So, TDS is on the way again. This time, in pressing time, cos the last order was 9.30pm and wugui got his butt there at 9.24pm. WOOTS~~ all was well.. well 6mins before the last order. HAHA.
So, without other words, after getting the 2 sets of HANA MAKI, wugui got on a skiboard, and chiong and make his way to StinkoPlanco. Upon reaching SP, Wugui rang his sotong mei up, and told her that she could come down now. SMILES all over sotong mei first, as the HANA MAKI reached SP safe and sound.
Together at Secret Chamber (SC), team HS took their time eating and enjoying on the MAKIs. Maybe due to the slow movement of wugui, he only managed to get one of the six MAKIs eaten. HAHAs. in other words, that sotong mei ate 5 of it!! HAHAs, and it was the lobster's birthday celebration today, so Team HS decided to go and give me a hand in partying.
Boat Quay was next. And destination was Amber 21. It wasn't that great after all the celebration, but on the overall, wads matters was that Team HS is together, and is happy together. Celebration ended quite early this time, and Team HS decided to go back to StinkoPlanco earlier.
Beautiful Day Team HS thought, so sotong mei decided to walk around and listen to the craps of wugui instead of going back home straight away haha..
After buying drinks, and chocolates, Team HS sat down at Secret Chamber. Wugui started to babble out jokes, CONG QIAN CONG QIAN, and cracked all his might to sotong mei. This certainly made her smile. and she smile so nicely this time. This was the smile, the smile that cheers.
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its your eyes that caused me to notice u.
its your tiao mang that made me like u.
its your ba tao that trapped me to fell for u.
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Occasion: The Unexpected Date.
Opening the eyes to the first light, wugui yawns and pick up his handphone. OMG! its like 7pm LE! It was well into the dinner session, so wugui took his plate, dished up alot of food, and ate like he never ate before. It's so weird.. wugui felt so hungry this time. really hungry...
After the meal, wugui came onshore to find sotong mei. As usual, the sotong is still in her craze of shopping.. haah.. Dats wad so special about her maybe, so insistent in the things she liked. Hope sotong mei would be able to hold on to all these insistency in the powers of wugui too.
While chatting over the phone, Sotong mei suddenly craved for HANA MAKI. So, sotong mei decided to call TDS again for a HANA MAKI delivery. So, TDS is on the way again. This time, in pressing time, cos the last order was 9.30pm and wugui got his butt there at 9.24pm. WOOTS~~ all was well.. well 6mins before the last order. HAHA.
So, without other words, after getting the 2 sets of HANA MAKI, wugui got on a skiboard, and chiong and make his way to StinkoPlanco. Upon reaching SP, Wugui rang his sotong mei up, and told her that she could come down now. SMILES all over sotong mei first, as the HANA MAKI reached SP safe and sound.
Together at Secret Chamber (SC), team HS took their time eating and enjoying on the MAKIs. Maybe due to the slow movement of wugui, he only managed to get one of the six MAKIs eaten. HAHAs. in other words, that sotong mei ate 5 of it!! HAHAs, and it was the lobster's birthday celebration today, so Team HS decided to go and give me a hand in partying.
Boat Quay was next. And destination was Amber 21. It wasn't that great after all the celebration, but on the overall, wads matters was that Team HS is together, and is happy together. Celebration ended quite early this time, and Team HS decided to go back to StinkoPlanco earlier.
Beautiful Day Team HS thought, so sotong mei decided to walk around and listen to the craps of wugui instead of going back home straight away haha..
After buying drinks, and chocolates, Team HS sat down at Secret Chamber. Wugui started to babble out jokes, CONG QIAN CONG QIAN, and cracked all his might to sotong mei. This certainly made her smile. and she smile so nicely this time. This was the smile, the smile that cheers.
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its your eyes that caused me to notice u.
its your tiao mang that made me like u.
its your ba tao that trapped me to fell for u.
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Chapter 18 - Tai Yang GongGong Wan Le Qi Shen.
Date: 21st AUG 2007
Occasion: Did the Sun forgot to shine the ray on you?
RING, RANG, RUNG.. The 2 alarm clocks and the hp keep bombing and bombing for 15mins until the clumsy wugui woke up and destroyed them. wugui looked at his time, OMG! i'm freaking late for his planning. Wugui wanted to wake up at 8.15am, but he was late... and late for a freak 30mins. OMGOMG!
without saying much, wugui sprang out of bed, and chiong into the Rain Chamber. After the rain chamber, it was the gummy pasting that was next. freak~~ its almost 9am.. Wugui puting on his most dashing sport wears, started to dash, someone says it was like the speed of sound, or maybe light, the way he travelled. No choice, as it was sotong mei whom wugui is meeting up with. ROAR! =D
The SkateBoard was quite successful and wugui got a seat inside as soon as he board it. wOots! "i'm quite in time", wugui thinking. taking out his FULL BATT pink vodaphoney handphone, he started to call sotong mei to wake her up.
*if u, xiao sotong, can comment that chapter 17, wugui waited for sotong mei was long. wait till u see wad comes below.*
StinkoPlanco was reached not long later, it wasn't that long after all... Every Little tools, every little slides, every little swings, were tried out in the various playgrounds and fitness corner below blk 51 stinkoplanco... Wugui was still trying very very hard to contact his sotong mei~~
Travelling to the nearby kopi tiam, ordered a kopi.. smoke... lalalala~~ the second tea is served, the third cigarette is lighted. LALALA~~ the 4th kopi is served, and the 8th stick of marlboro is burned... during all these time, sotong mei still remain uncontactable. It was 11am..
Out of desperate means, wugui decided to ring up calamari, but guess calamari is still sleeping.. Aiya, bo bian liao... wugui tried to contact the blur blur utimate xiao sotong, to try to ask for any means to contact and drag sotong mei from lala land...
This xiao sotong, as the name pronounced her as... was BLUR. wugui sent her an sms, and she said like ," wad did u sent???" at least 3 times she mentioned that to wugui. Can anyone believe that?? LOL. and the worst thing was," wugui GOTTA wake his sotong mei up!"
Even more desperate of the desperate... Wugui crawled up all the way.. to the Claws of StinkoPlanco stinky picko. Trying ways and means to break open the claw.. when suddenly, wugui heard sounds coming from inside stinky picko.. UMmm... there is someone inside.. but why doesn't anyone pick up the phone???
CALLING massively again.. and smsing that xiao sotong for any other ways.. Suddenly, someone picked up the phone! "YipEEeEEEE!" wugui thought to himself. YES! my 3 hours of wait has ended. sotong mei can be arisen from the crutches of darkness now! Not long after~~ sotong mei called wugui and told wugui sotong will hurry to prepare and meet him at the basement of stinkoplanco.
Happily, thinking of how sotong mei will dress, and how sotong mei will smile, that dreamy wugui sat and sat and still sat at the Stinko Creatures Corner (senior citizen corner). 1st stick is burned... not long after the 2nd.. den the 3rd.. 4th... the last thing wugui remembered was the floor stacked with ashes..
0.0! a tap was found on wugui shoulder.. looking back! its SOTONG MEI! woooops!! shes here. [TIME IS 1.45 PM] without saying any more words, the HS team went to take the Skate Board all the way to MOE (Monkeylised Operating Ego). After retrieving the egolistic results, Team HS rushed on a ski board to The Frontier, Sakae. This time, Sakae almost whipped the asses of sotong mei and wugui as the skill of WA-saBI-shengong caused quite a pain in wugui's stomach. LOL.
SandyPlanco was next. Shooting stars, fallen moons, shining suns, raised and filled the place with romantical atmosphere. Hence, with such nice senarios and settings, wugui and sotong decided to go onshore. and SHOP!! lol..
As there was a death in the extented of the extended family of wugui, wugui brought sotong mei along for a ritual ceremony (song ka) at BL (Bu-soh Land). quite a bit of seashells was win as wugui got his lucky charm sotong mei with him. Woots~~
After the respecting ceremony, wugui left the ritual in a rush and brought sotong mei home for his parents to view her. HAha! it was quite exciting to see sotong mei so refined. Next, after several shopping views, wugui decided to remove the golden crudge which wugui placed on sotong mei's finger. PULLING IT OUT was not easy. the whole finger SWELL and became redder than the sweetest strawberry in the world. hahaha! *i guess u will never forget that finger*
Going to Jellyfish Platform, team HS met with the little terrapins. Due to the requests of the terrapins, Team HS decided to go to partyworld and enjoy themselves. It was marvellous there, with wugui letting all his energies out and sotong mei singing her guts out. It was just wonderful, telling the world that Team HS is the best and Team HS is invincible. HAHA!
Hunger pangs came not long after the exit from partyworld. Hence, sotong mei raised the idea of going to Lao Fish Ca (lavender Food Centre). The idea was to have frog porridge.. but it wasn't open this day. LOL. who could be more unlucky? looking around, wugui saw another store about a street away and sotong mei raised the comment that it is ZHU ZAI TAN. woots! saliva flowing profusely right? that was wad happened to the couple while eating the food up ravenously.
Ski Boarding back to StinkoPlanco was next. As sotong mei wasn't feeling quite ok during the journey back, wugui sent sotong mei to the door. HaHa. And they live happily ever for that day.....
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God is great, for he created smiles.
And u r even greater, as your smiles make me smiles.
Continue to be happy, blissful, and smile smile smile.
For nothing is more important to me but u smiling.
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Occasion: Did the Sun forgot to shine the ray on you?
RING, RANG, RUNG.. The 2 alarm clocks and the hp keep bombing and bombing for 15mins until the clumsy wugui woke up and destroyed them. wugui looked at his time, OMG! i'm freaking late for his planning. Wugui wanted to wake up at 8.15am, but he was late... and late for a freak 30mins. OMGOMG!
without saying much, wugui sprang out of bed, and chiong into the Rain Chamber. After the rain chamber, it was the gummy pasting that was next. freak~~ its almost 9am.. Wugui puting on his most dashing sport wears, started to dash, someone says it was like the speed of sound, or maybe light, the way he travelled. No choice, as it was sotong mei whom wugui is meeting up with. ROAR! =D
The SkateBoard was quite successful and wugui got a seat inside as soon as he board it. wOots! "i'm quite in time", wugui thinking. taking out his FULL BATT pink vodaphoney handphone, he started to call sotong mei to wake her up.
*if u, xiao sotong, can comment that chapter 17, wugui waited for sotong mei was long. wait till u see wad comes below.*
StinkoPlanco was reached not long later, it wasn't that long after all... Every Little tools, every little slides, every little swings, were tried out in the various playgrounds and fitness corner below blk 51 stinkoplanco... Wugui was still trying very very hard to contact his sotong mei~~
Travelling to the nearby kopi tiam, ordered a kopi.. smoke... lalalala~~ the second tea is served, the third cigarette is lighted. LALALA~~ the 4th kopi is served, and the 8th stick of marlboro is burned... during all these time, sotong mei still remain uncontactable. It was 11am..
Out of desperate means, wugui decided to ring up calamari, but guess calamari is still sleeping.. Aiya, bo bian liao... wugui tried to contact the blur blur utimate xiao sotong, to try to ask for any means to contact and drag sotong mei from lala land...
This xiao sotong, as the name pronounced her as... was BLUR. wugui sent her an sms, and she said like ," wad did u sent???" at least 3 times she mentioned that to wugui. Can anyone believe that?? LOL. and the worst thing was," wugui GOTTA wake his sotong mei up!"
Even more desperate of the desperate... Wugui crawled up all the way.. to the Claws of StinkoPlanco stinky picko. Trying ways and means to break open the claw.. when suddenly, wugui heard sounds coming from inside stinky picko.. UMmm... there is someone inside.. but why doesn't anyone pick up the phone???
CALLING massively again.. and smsing that xiao sotong for any other ways.. Suddenly, someone picked up the phone! "YipEEeEEEE!" wugui thought to himself. YES! my 3 hours of wait has ended. sotong mei can be arisen from the crutches of darkness now! Not long after~~ sotong mei called wugui and told wugui sotong will hurry to prepare and meet him at the basement of stinkoplanco.
Happily, thinking of how sotong mei will dress, and how sotong mei will smile, that dreamy wugui sat and sat and still sat at the Stinko Creatures Corner (senior citizen corner). 1st stick is burned... not long after the 2nd.. den the 3rd.. 4th... the last thing wugui remembered was the floor stacked with ashes..
0.0! a tap was found on wugui shoulder.. looking back! its SOTONG MEI! woooops!! shes here. [TIME IS 1.45 PM] without saying any more words, the HS team went to take the Skate Board all the way to MOE (Monkeylised Operating Ego). After retrieving the egolistic results, Team HS rushed on a ski board to The Frontier, Sakae. This time, Sakae almost whipped the asses of sotong mei and wugui as the skill of WA-saBI-shengong caused quite a pain in wugui's stomach. LOL.
SandyPlanco was next. Shooting stars, fallen moons, shining suns, raised and filled the place with romantical atmosphere. Hence, with such nice senarios and settings, wugui and sotong decided to go onshore. and SHOP!! lol..
As there was a death in the extented of the extended family of wugui, wugui brought sotong mei along for a ritual ceremony (song ka) at BL (Bu-soh Land). quite a bit of seashells was win as wugui got his lucky charm sotong mei with him. Woots~~
After the respecting ceremony, wugui left the ritual in a rush and brought sotong mei home for his parents to view her. HAha! it was quite exciting to see sotong mei so refined. Next, after several shopping views, wugui decided to remove the golden crudge which wugui placed on sotong mei's finger. PULLING IT OUT was not easy. the whole finger SWELL and became redder than the sweetest strawberry in the world. hahaha! *i guess u will never forget that finger*
Going to Jellyfish Platform, team HS met with the little terrapins. Due to the requests of the terrapins, Team HS decided to go to partyworld and enjoy themselves. It was marvellous there, with wugui letting all his energies out and sotong mei singing her guts out. It was just wonderful, telling the world that Team HS is the best and Team HS is invincible. HAHA!
Hunger pangs came not long after the exit from partyworld. Hence, sotong mei raised the idea of going to Lao Fish Ca (lavender Food Centre). The idea was to have frog porridge.. but it wasn't open this day. LOL. who could be more unlucky? looking around, wugui saw another store about a street away and sotong mei raised the comment that it is ZHU ZAI TAN. woots! saliva flowing profusely right? that was wad happened to the couple while eating the food up ravenously.
Ski Boarding back to StinkoPlanco was next. As sotong mei wasn't feeling quite ok during the journey back, wugui sent sotong mei to the door. HaHa. And they live happily ever for that day.....
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God is great, for he created smiles.
And u r even greater, as your smiles make me smiles.
Continue to be happy, blissful, and smile smile smile.
For nothing is more important to me but u smiling.
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Sunday, August 19, 2007
Chapter 17 - Journey To The East
Date: 19th AUG 2007
Occasion: wugui's a westerner!
Woots! Wugui woke up with the faintly shone light hitting hard on his facial cheek. Blur and dazzled, he decided to on his computer to go onshore and try to manage to contact wugui's sotong mei. Dissapointment was next, sotong mei is most probably stranded in lala land.
While on shore, wugui saw that some new shopping sites was placed up, so he rang his sotong mei again, in order to try and contact sotong to inform her of the updates. sotong just love shopping online as sotong mention that she could view more stuffs in lesser time den shopping outside.
Hahas, as usual, hearing new shopping spreee onshore, sotong mei forced herself to wake up to go for a shopping trip. Maybe it's just a built-in alarm clock in sotong mei. The word "shopping" just appeals so much to her. LOL. Sotong mei is just a "shopping" freak and a very mad one too.
Wugui started to wear his miniature goggles, and wearing a nice waxy cap, he zoom out of his house to take Skate Board. (Rank of boards : (1) Ski Board (2) Skate Board (3) Black Board, since Bastard= Bus Third, hence train= MRT second, hence car= taxi first). Skate Board took a long time to reach wugui's destination but it was in any case, cheaper and have more stuffs to look at. Of course, due to the uncleism in wugui, wugui really dun bother looking at those stuffs.
Perfect! i reach at 3.50pm, way 10mins before the timing wugui and sotong agreed on. Woots~ The bubbly happy wugui wait for his most important person, sotong mei, to arrive. TICK TOCK, Tick Tock, tick tock.... The ticks of the clock takes life away so fast.... wugui's hp rang! woots~~ it was sotong mei.
YipEe.. wugui thought to himself, as sotong mei told him that she is making her way down now. It was 5pm. The now happy wugui went over to the ski board stand and waited for his princess devil to arrive. he wait, and waited. TICK TOCK, Tick Tock, tick tock... The ticks of the clock takes life away.... "Te DE"!! sotong mei reached and called wugui. It was 5.45pm. haha..
TIME TO BATTLE HUNGER ROUND 3! Team Hard Soft -VS- Team Sakae. Team HS emerged as the champion again, with the help of 2 cute little HANA MAKI dish. It was a fabulous fight. Both parties ended up in satisfaction. Eyeing at the other enemy, sotong mei and wugui went over to battle it, StarBuck Frappucino. It was the Mocha that came out to meet Team HS. This time, with the assistance of 2 MARLBORO red each, Team HS topped the race with the 1st prize. Buds feeling bitter in sotong mei case, as she wasn't used to the fragrance bomb that mocha released.
Up next, wugui and sotong did not wanna miss out on "lang Man" so they decided to go lanmaning on board The BlackBoards. They took the first blackboard, and this BB brought them all the way to the East of the East, Pasir Ris. Nice try at lanmaning Team HS thought, so they decided to give it another try. This time they board a blackboard with a nice location name: St Michaels.
Sounds cool isn't it, the ride was swift, was fercious, was cool. Plus the fact that the last destination would be a nice place, it does sounds nice doesn't it? Looks whos talking, after sotong and wugui reach the end point. It was a place, a deserted place where coloured wolves roamed the place. Battling with "toilet urge", sotong and wugui decided to chiong to the nearest toilet, wer it is located at a PA SAR! can u believe that?? Haha! sotong mei at PASAR!
POSB as found a while later when wugui hp rang. It was from his company. The investments this week has totally flunged. LOL. Wugui became too engrossed in his conversation until sotong mei looked and felt quite restless. After the deal was settled, wugui decided to put down his company business and bring sotong mei to their destination. The Land of BIG screens.
"Loving Irene Dong Obey" (LIDO) was chosen but the BIG screens were all under repairment. Out of no choice, wugui and sotong decided to walk to "Catch Irene Not Edgar" (CINE leisure). It can be considered as one of the greatest 15mins walk wugui has ever taken in his life before. It was just great. wugui acted as gonggong and sotong mei acted as dongdong during this short perioded walk. Fun isn't it, acting as dongdong?? It was quite amusing for wugui to speak and act like gonggong...
2 PARANGS were bought soon after they reach CINE (parangs are used as an weapon to break open the door to the BIG screens). With ample time and energy, Team HS decided to go the nearby 24hrs KOPI xpRess.
Nicely done plot, Beautifully carved people were used for this shooting. It was just like a dream, a nice dream come true. No words can describe how important was that KOPI xpRess trip for wugui. It was more than words, larger than life. (lets do it again soon ok?)
BIG screen was up next. RO-MAN-DI-KE love comedy was the main theme. Yet another great hit movie as sotong mei was with wugui. Ski boarding was next! Destination - Bedok.
Everything was like so fast upon reaching bedok, but the most vivid part, was the contact of inks and water. Haha, just outside of stinkoplanco. Sandyplanco was reached so fast without knowing... maybe because of the nap involved inside.
And can u guess wad happens next?? Once sotong mei reaches stinkoplanco, sotong will get hooked on again. onshore shopping. HAHA. But this time, she bought bags, nice ones with very high praises from wugui. When the goods arrive, allow wugui to be the second one to carry it for sotong, other from sotong mei herself.
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promises made today shall be honoured.
promises are made for good will and good hopes.
---------------------------
thks for caring. This may be one of my lowest peak.
And i noe u will share the woe.
WOOTS~ once again...
---------------------------
Occasion: wugui's a westerner!
Woots! Wugui woke up with the faintly shone light hitting hard on his facial cheek. Blur and dazzled, he decided to on his computer to go onshore and try to manage to contact wugui's sotong mei. Dissapointment was next, sotong mei is most probably stranded in lala land.
While on shore, wugui saw that some new shopping sites was placed up, so he rang his sotong mei again, in order to try and contact sotong to inform her of the updates. sotong just love shopping online as sotong mention that she could view more stuffs in lesser time den shopping outside.
Hahas, as usual, hearing new shopping spreee onshore, sotong mei forced herself to wake up to go for a shopping trip. Maybe it's just a built-in alarm clock in sotong mei. The word "shopping" just appeals so much to her. LOL. Sotong mei is just a "shopping" freak and a very mad one too.
Wugui started to wear his miniature goggles, and wearing a nice waxy cap, he zoom out of his house to take Skate Board. (Rank of boards : (1) Ski Board (2) Skate Board (3) Black Board, since Bastard= Bus Third, hence train= MRT second, hence car= taxi first). Skate Board took a long time to reach wugui's destination but it was in any case, cheaper and have more stuffs to look at. Of course, due to the uncleism in wugui, wugui really dun bother looking at those stuffs.
Perfect! i reach at 3.50pm, way 10mins before the timing wugui and sotong agreed on. Woots~ The bubbly happy wugui wait for his most important person, sotong mei, to arrive. TICK TOCK, Tick Tock, tick tock.... The ticks of the clock takes life away so fast.... wugui's hp rang! woots~~ it was sotong mei.
YipEe.. wugui thought to himself, as sotong mei told him that she is making her way down now. It was 5pm. The now happy wugui went over to the ski board stand and waited for his princess devil to arrive. he wait, and waited. TICK TOCK, Tick Tock, tick tock... The ticks of the clock takes life away.... "Te DE"!! sotong mei reached and called wugui. It was 5.45pm. haha..
TIME TO BATTLE HUNGER ROUND 3! Team Hard Soft -VS- Team Sakae. Team HS emerged as the champion again, with the help of 2 cute little HANA MAKI dish. It was a fabulous fight. Both parties ended up in satisfaction. Eyeing at the other enemy, sotong mei and wugui went over to battle it, StarBuck Frappucino. It was the Mocha that came out to meet Team HS. This time, with the assistance of 2 MARLBORO red each, Team HS topped the race with the 1st prize. Buds feeling bitter in sotong mei case, as she wasn't used to the fragrance bomb that mocha released.
Up next, wugui and sotong did not wanna miss out on "lang Man" so they decided to go lanmaning on board The BlackBoards. They took the first blackboard, and this BB brought them all the way to the East of the East, Pasir Ris. Nice try at lanmaning Team HS thought, so they decided to give it another try. This time they board a blackboard with a nice location name: St Michaels.
Sounds cool isn't it, the ride was swift, was fercious, was cool. Plus the fact that the last destination would be a nice place, it does sounds nice doesn't it? Looks whos talking, after sotong and wugui reach the end point. It was a place, a deserted place where coloured wolves roamed the place. Battling with "toilet urge", sotong and wugui decided to chiong to the nearest toilet, wer it is located at a PA SAR! can u believe that?? Haha! sotong mei at PASAR!
POSB as found a while later when wugui hp rang. It was from his company. The investments this week has totally flunged. LOL. Wugui became too engrossed in his conversation until sotong mei looked and felt quite restless. After the deal was settled, wugui decided to put down his company business and bring sotong mei to their destination. The Land of BIG screens.
"Loving Irene Dong Obey" (LIDO) was chosen but the BIG screens were all under repairment. Out of no choice, wugui and sotong decided to walk to "Catch Irene Not Edgar" (CINE leisure). It can be considered as one of the greatest 15mins walk wugui has ever taken in his life before. It was just great. wugui acted as gonggong and sotong mei acted as dongdong during this short perioded walk. Fun isn't it, acting as dongdong?? It was quite amusing for wugui to speak and act like gonggong...
2 PARANGS were bought soon after they reach CINE (parangs are used as an weapon to break open the door to the BIG screens). With ample time and energy, Team HS decided to go the nearby 24hrs KOPI xpRess.
Nicely done plot, Beautifully carved people were used for this shooting. It was just like a dream, a nice dream come true. No words can describe how important was that KOPI xpRess trip for wugui. It was more than words, larger than life. (lets do it again soon ok?)
BIG screen was up next. RO-MAN-DI-KE love comedy was the main theme. Yet another great hit movie as sotong mei was with wugui. Ski boarding was next! Destination - Bedok.
Everything was like so fast upon reaching bedok, but the most vivid part, was the contact of inks and water. Haha, just outside of stinkoplanco. Sandyplanco was reached so fast without knowing... maybe because of the nap involved inside.
And can u guess wad happens next?? Once sotong mei reaches stinkoplanco, sotong will get hooked on again. onshore shopping. HAHA. But this time, she bought bags, nice ones with very high praises from wugui. When the goods arrive, allow wugui to be the second one to carry it for sotong, other from sotong mei herself.
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promises made today shall be honoured.
promises are made for good will and good hopes.
---------------------------
thks for caring. This may be one of my lowest peak.
And i noe u will share the woe.
WOOTS~ once again...
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Saturday, August 18, 2007
Chapter 16 - The Blessed Wugui!
Date: 17th AUG 2007
Occasion: The first exposure outing!
4pm le, and the noobish wugui is still loitering in lala land, trying to find his sotong mei but to no avail. Angry, frustrated and disappointed, he decided to leave lala land, back to his sandyplanco. Once, he reach sandyplanco, the only thing that wugui wanted to do was to call and ring up to disturb his sotong mei, to see whether she's awake.
To his undisappointment, sotong mei was awake and sotong mei recieved wugui's call with smiles and loves. how happy and sweet was sotong mei this particular day. Hahs! This is just a day which smells nice and starts off so well and cool.
*wugui smiling while writing this, as this is just too good to be true.*
Today, sotong mei is supposed to view a movie sequence with her good fren, watching the show "RUSH HOUR 3." Everything goes on well except for the timing, causing sotong mei unable to eat Sakae, as 2 stupid ANG MOHS took away her favourite salmon and the last order is over. Wretched meal for her as she gotta have pasta instead. Wugui reached the place while sotong mei was queuing up for her pasta to be served, and he crawl up from behind, to give sotong mei a surprise! HAHA.
Meal was over in less than a while, maybe sotong was really hungry. After her friend left, sotong came over to wugui's table. Chatted for like 10mins, they left the place. Terrapin vic and porcupine kazu went over to Boat QUay first, while wugui, sotong and wugui's good buddy, Cockle, went over to tanjong pagar. It was cockle's ex gf birthday and he wanted to send flowers and a present over to her.
Reaching tanjong pagar was easy, but giving the present wasn't. Wugui gotta help his fren cockle to give the present away to his ex. It seems weird, but wugui gotta help cos it was his good buddy. After the blessings, wugui left tanjong pagar with sotong mei and cockle to Boat Quay.
Due to the unexpected crowd that will be coming down later, Wugui, sotong mei and team got no choice but to find a club that will be able to accomodate 20 person. That place was Bottoms Up. The crowd came along not long after the couples found their seats. Drinking the weird martell potion provided, They decided to leave for another pub where an table was booked. It was wugui's old hiding place, Amber 21.
Amber 21 was the place, where wugui and sotong mei exchanged their vows, their love, their partnership, their likeness for each other, their hugs and kisses for each other. WOOHOO! wugui is just deeply crazy about this sotong mei. It was fun over in Amber 21 as wugui and sotong played several games to make everyone happy. One of the most unforgotten memories forged here was the song we rang, which was the greatest hit of the NiJueDePaMa Wolf. Dat song was Dan Ai Cha Shen Er Guo. LOL! So Cool. everything was blissful, everything was so blessful. This is the kind of joy wugui always wanted to give to sotong mei. smiles and tonnes of them.
Hunger pangs soon overcomed wugui and sotong mei and the couple decided to travel to the heart of Boat Quay, The Thai Smile Resturant. wugui ordered 001 and sotong mei ordered 021. Haha. Wad was most funny here was.. Wugui WET his pants, with the help of the clumsy sotong mei pushing the warm water down the table. BOOHOO, everything inside and outside was wet. How Uncomfortable can that be?? But who cares? wads important is the smile on sotong mei face.
Ski boarding was next, and it was a massive ski board that sotong mei and wugui took. One that travelled fast and steady. The time may be short, but wugui did not forget wad sotong mei liked and wad sotong mei wanted. Wugui hugged her well, and smile at her like she is the only sotong in the world that is his.
Nevertheless, luckily, sotong wasn't that heavy and wugui managed to carry her up with the Stinkoplanco. Hahs, exchanged some hot inks and managed to send sotong mei back home safe and happy.
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thank you sotong mei, for trusting me and entrusting me with your heart and soul. i will never allow u to regret this.
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Occasion: The first exposure outing!
4pm le, and the noobish wugui is still loitering in lala land, trying to find his sotong mei but to no avail. Angry, frustrated and disappointed, he decided to leave lala land, back to his sandyplanco. Once, he reach sandyplanco, the only thing that wugui wanted to do was to call and ring up to disturb his sotong mei, to see whether she's awake.
To his undisappointment, sotong mei was awake and sotong mei recieved wugui's call with smiles and loves. how happy and sweet was sotong mei this particular day. Hahs! This is just a day which smells nice and starts off so well and cool.
*wugui smiling while writing this, as this is just too good to be true.*
Today, sotong mei is supposed to view a movie sequence with her good fren, watching the show "RUSH HOUR 3." Everything goes on well except for the timing, causing sotong mei unable to eat Sakae, as 2 stupid ANG MOHS took away her favourite salmon and the last order is over. Wretched meal for her as she gotta have pasta instead. Wugui reached the place while sotong mei was queuing up for her pasta to be served, and he crawl up from behind, to give sotong mei a surprise! HAHA.
Meal was over in less than a while, maybe sotong was really hungry. After her friend left, sotong came over to wugui's table. Chatted for like 10mins, they left the place. Terrapin vic and porcupine kazu went over to Boat QUay first, while wugui, sotong and wugui's good buddy, Cockle, went over to tanjong pagar. It was cockle's ex gf birthday and he wanted to send flowers and a present over to her.
Reaching tanjong pagar was easy, but giving the present wasn't. Wugui gotta help his fren cockle to give the present away to his ex. It seems weird, but wugui gotta help cos it was his good buddy. After the blessings, wugui left tanjong pagar with sotong mei and cockle to Boat Quay.
Due to the unexpected crowd that will be coming down later, Wugui, sotong mei and team got no choice but to find a club that will be able to accomodate 20 person. That place was Bottoms Up. The crowd came along not long after the couples found their seats. Drinking the weird martell potion provided, They decided to leave for another pub where an table was booked. It was wugui's old hiding place, Amber 21.
Amber 21 was the place, where wugui and sotong mei exchanged their vows, their love, their partnership, their likeness for each other, their hugs and kisses for each other. WOOHOO! wugui is just deeply crazy about this sotong mei. It was fun over in Amber 21 as wugui and sotong played several games to make everyone happy. One of the most unforgotten memories forged here was the song we rang, which was the greatest hit of the NiJueDePaMa Wolf. Dat song was Dan Ai Cha Shen Er Guo. LOL! So Cool. everything was blissful, everything was so blessful. This is the kind of joy wugui always wanted to give to sotong mei. smiles and tonnes of them.
Hunger pangs soon overcomed wugui and sotong mei and the couple decided to travel to the heart of Boat Quay, The Thai Smile Resturant. wugui ordered 001 and sotong mei ordered 021. Haha. Wad was most funny here was.. Wugui WET his pants, with the help of the clumsy sotong mei pushing the warm water down the table. BOOHOO, everything inside and outside was wet. How Uncomfortable can that be?? But who cares? wads important is the smile on sotong mei face.
Ski boarding was next, and it was a massive ski board that sotong mei and wugui took. One that travelled fast and steady. The time may be short, but wugui did not forget wad sotong mei liked and wad sotong mei wanted. Wugui hugged her well, and smile at her like she is the only sotong in the world that is his.
Nevertheless, luckily, sotong wasn't that heavy and wugui managed to carry her up with the Stinkoplanco. Hahs, exchanged some hot inks and managed to send sotong mei back home safe and happy.
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thank you sotong mei, for trusting me and entrusting me with your heart and soul. i will never allow u to regret this.
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Friday, August 17, 2007
Chapter 15 - The Night When the Lights Was Off.
Date: 16th AUG 2007
Occasion: Hold my Hand tighter. For I'll not let it go.
It was in the wee wee hours, until sotong mei met up with some bad comments. Pissed off by the comments, she was hurt. terribly hurt.
Wugui was so afraid, so afraid that the injuries may be well enough to kill her. So trying hard, he managed to contact sotong mei, and tell her that no matter wad happens, hold tight on wugui's hand, look deep into wugui's eyes, and hug tight on wugui's body, for wugui will do everything as reciprocated.
It wasn't that easy. But wugui will not give up.
TIAN SHAN YI WAN GE XIN XIN
WO QUE ZHI KAN JIAN NI
YAO SHOU ZHE SHI XIN XU
HAI SHI BU KE SHI YI.
Sotong mei, dun be sad over anything. For in my eyes, thousands of stars is unable to match you.
Occasion: Hold my Hand tighter. For I'll not let it go.
It was in the wee wee hours, until sotong mei met up with some bad comments. Pissed off by the comments, she was hurt. terribly hurt.
Wugui was so afraid, so afraid that the injuries may be well enough to kill her. So trying hard, he managed to contact sotong mei, and tell her that no matter wad happens, hold tight on wugui's hand, look deep into wugui's eyes, and hug tight on wugui's body, for wugui will do everything as reciprocated.
It wasn't that easy. But wugui will not give up.
TIAN SHAN YI WAN GE XIN XIN
WO QUE ZHI KAN JIAN NI
YAO SHOU ZHE SHI XIN XU
HAI SHI BU KE SHI YI.
Sotong mei, dun be sad over anything. For in my eyes, thousands of stars is unable to match you.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Chapter 14 - The "BIG" Surprise!
Date: 15th AUG 2007
Occasion: WOW! A known surprise.
RING RING! wugui's handphone rang and rang. "ARLO!" shouted wugui from the other side of the line. it was sotong. WOOT! it was her morning call to wugui. A smile appeared on the blessed wugui's face and he started to crawl slowly out of his lala land, into the reality dreamy land where only sotong and wugui exists.
Sotong told wugui that sotong won't be able to chat with him for long as she needs to go out with her friends for chocolate fondue. Another bout of chocolate fondue, this sotong is really a hungry one. One in a million sotong. The Specially Unique One.
But nevertheless, hearing about food, Hunger Pangs suddenly appears. Especially when sotong mei exclaimed about Sakae. Disappointed and down, wugui decided to call up little terrapin, and jio him out for a dinner escape. Suddenly, using the most modern, most recent, most powerful seventh sense, wugui suddenly sensed something is wrong. Wugui smell a Rat that is immersed in sotong's ink. So, in the end, wugui did not managed to get any food at the nearby KOPITIAM 679, and decided he will make do with a herbal tea drink.
Wugui went back with terrapin, when wugui's handphone rang. "Is that my seventh sense? without asking anything else, wugui chiong into his room, wore his berms, and open the door."
"TA LA! it was the Blur Sotong outside wugui's Sandyplanco.
Sotong first knowledge of wugui's sandyplanco came about, with all the nice gadgets and technologies. Haha. Wugui is so.. so happy. Sotong actually made her down by swimming! And sotong managed to find wugui's hideout without any words. Sotong is so cool. so imba. so lovable.
Next, confident of their skills, Wugui and sotong decided to stretch out their skills and powers again. Against the Frontier Sakae. It was easy job for them this time. They whipped the hell out of Sakae this time.
After the bout, sotong and wugui went to Jellyfish Platform, and went to see some jellyfishes playing with pearls. The pearls are of nice colours, rainbowy and pretty. But they are deemed quite expensive.
Wugui decided to bring sotong mei over to his hometown, the place where he was forged, the place where he grew up, the place he learned the unclepekpek style. It was Boon Lay, The Land Of Uncleology. Sotong, seeing the place, was alarmed by the backward old fashioned place. Haha. But wads important, is that wugui is holding to sotong hand and sotong is willing to allow wugui to hold hers.
Jackpot mess was next, wugui lost a bit over there trying to impress sotong mei. But it wasn't that big an amount of seashells, so it was ok. After the losage, wugui and sotong went down back to find the rest of the gang. The Cow was there again, lamenting on how he was beaten up by a lady.
Sotong went over to wugui's home and met up with wugui's mummy, The Turtle. haha.. Sotong was quite shy at the beginning, but once she got hold of the computer, she started to go on shore for her oceanic shopping spree again. Sotong is just so mad about shopping. Maybe it so well-built up in her in her previous life.
Sparks started to form and still form, till the time sotong left wugui's house. Hunger suddenly appears, and both sotong and wugui decided to find the rest of terrapins, and went over to find some food to eat. Nasi lemak was in the mind, but it was closed. LOL. No other choice, so they went over to the new 24hrs store and ate ramen and fish meat noodles.
Sotong suddenly felt tired and wugui and sotong came up with the only resort, The StinkoPlanco. wugui sent sotong back to stinkoplaco. It was a risky challenge because if sotong was spotted by the Giant Octupus at home, she will be in deep soup. (<--- yummy! maybe no more sashimi haha) Mission accomplished! sotong reach home again with no harms.
It's just another adventure of the WUGUI SOTONG show. A lovely one. One that is most unforgotten by all.
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bogo shi ppo yo.
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Occasion: WOW! A known surprise.
RING RING! wugui's handphone rang and rang. "ARLO!" shouted wugui from the other side of the line. it was sotong. WOOT! it was her morning call to wugui. A smile appeared on the blessed wugui's face and he started to crawl slowly out of his lala land, into the reality dreamy land where only sotong and wugui exists.
Sotong told wugui that sotong won't be able to chat with him for long as she needs to go out with her friends for chocolate fondue. Another bout of chocolate fondue, this sotong is really a hungry one. One in a million sotong. The Specially Unique One.
But nevertheless, hearing about food, Hunger Pangs suddenly appears. Especially when sotong mei exclaimed about Sakae. Disappointed and down, wugui decided to call up little terrapin, and jio him out for a dinner escape. Suddenly, using the most modern, most recent, most powerful seventh sense, wugui suddenly sensed something is wrong. Wugui smell a Rat that is immersed in sotong's ink. So, in the end, wugui did not managed to get any food at the nearby KOPITIAM 679, and decided he will make do with a herbal tea drink.
Wugui went back with terrapin, when wugui's handphone rang. "Is that my seventh sense? without asking anything else, wugui chiong into his room, wore his berms, and open the door."
"TA LA! it was the Blur Sotong outside wugui's Sandyplanco.
Sotong first knowledge of wugui's sandyplanco came about, with all the nice gadgets and technologies. Haha. Wugui is so.. so happy. Sotong actually made her down by swimming! And sotong managed to find wugui's hideout without any words. Sotong is so cool. so imba. so lovable.
Next, confident of their skills, Wugui and sotong decided to stretch out their skills and powers again. Against the Frontier Sakae. It was easy job for them this time. They whipped the hell out of Sakae this time.
After the bout, sotong and wugui went to Jellyfish Platform, and went to see some jellyfishes playing with pearls. The pearls are of nice colours, rainbowy and pretty. But they are deemed quite expensive.
Wugui decided to bring sotong mei over to his hometown, the place where he was forged, the place where he grew up, the place he learned the unclepekpek style. It was Boon Lay, The Land Of Uncleology. Sotong, seeing the place, was alarmed by the backward old fashioned place. Haha. But wads important, is that wugui is holding to sotong hand and sotong is willing to allow wugui to hold hers.
Jackpot mess was next, wugui lost a bit over there trying to impress sotong mei. But it wasn't that big an amount of seashells, so it was ok. After the losage, wugui and sotong went down back to find the rest of the gang. The Cow was there again, lamenting on how he was beaten up by a lady.
Sotong went over to wugui's home and met up with wugui's mummy, The Turtle. haha.. Sotong was quite shy at the beginning, but once she got hold of the computer, she started to go on shore for her oceanic shopping spree again. Sotong is just so mad about shopping. Maybe it so well-built up in her in her previous life.
Sparks started to form and still form, till the time sotong left wugui's house. Hunger suddenly appears, and both sotong and wugui decided to find the rest of terrapins, and went over to find some food to eat. Nasi lemak was in the mind, but it was closed. LOL. No other choice, so they went over to the new 24hrs store and ate ramen and fish meat noodles.
Sotong suddenly felt tired and wugui and sotong came up with the only resort, The StinkoPlanco. wugui sent sotong back to stinkoplaco. It was a risky challenge because if sotong was spotted by the Giant Octupus at home, she will be in deep soup. (<--- yummy! maybe no more sashimi haha) Mission accomplished! sotong reach home again with no harms.
It's just another adventure of the WUGUI SOTONG show. A lovely one. One that is most unforgotten by all.
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bogo shi ppo yo.
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Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Chapter 13 - The Sakae.
Date: 14th AUG 2007
Occasion: Sakae!
Wugui wugui woke up today, at such a early timing, due to some misunderstanding between him and his mother. DOTS~ lied on his shell for a long period of time before he finally decided to wake up and bomb his partner up.
RING RING RING! there wasn't any answer until the 48th call... "heLos.." a soft moan was heard from the other side of the phone tunnel. Finally, the sotong mei woke up. "hehe.." was the only word to start the day.
Happy and joyous, wugui set off on his long long journey to JP (Jellyfish Platform), to meet up with the Fat Donkey and the even Fatter Tweetie bird. Off we go, to the lovable bpj ( Bacon Pressing Junction), for some dating sensation.
0.0! den out of a sudden, something big happened!!!! wugui suddenly feel so hungry.. very very hungry but wugui's partner sotong hasn't reach yet. so the three little creatures decided to wait, wait for the Venomous Sotong Mei to arrive before going for their mission. The Sakae.
The Sakae, from the legends bounded history, was a scared place where only the best warriors can enter and exit without any harms. Anxious to pit their skills against one of the legendary places in planet earth, the 4 of them, namely in pairs, the Fat team and the hard soft team entered the battle ground, Sakae. Using their best might, and determination, they battled the enemy, The Hunger.
With great perservance and might, plus the powers, both teams emerged winners, and overcomed Hunger in Sakae. They exited with not much injuries but some heaviness. Maybe it was the curse of Sakae.
Shortly, after they left, their good buddy, porcupine. Together in 5, they went around and shopped for a DC (Death Casket) as a present for tweety. After that, donkey and wugui went for a sparring session in the basement arcade while the rest of them went for a meal out with porcupine.
After the sparring session, wugui and donkey went over to find the other 3. With shopping in mind, wugui accompanied sotong for a shopping session. Not that successful a shopping shot was done, but it was fine overall. Went for some ICE after that. 2 BIG bowls of ICE that can satisfy the needs of 5 little peewee creeps.
wad's next was the Meal. The AirCon meal. it was a cool place with a cool enviroment but weak service. everything was like self service. lol. But it was blissful. As wugui has injured his hand during the Sakae challenge, the toned down now sweet-loving sotong decided to feed him (she got so many free hands thou..) Wugui never ever felt so blessed before in his life. it was like: "GOD, give me 1000 more years, i need it, i FREAKING NEED IT.."
Home sweet Home was next, the Blessed wugui sent the sweet-loving sotong back when sotong decided to give wugui a short and steady massage on his back, without the shell of course. Wugui decided to reciprocate sotong with a massage on her back too when they reached Stinkoplanco. With BIG bubblish eyes looking, sotong almost made wugui do the wrong things. haha.. hehe.. keke..
But, come to the end, sotong mei reached home with no harm and the tired shagged out wugui returned home sleeping on the ski board. Till now, they are still communicating on phone, and online. how madly they are in contact.
--going mad about u--
*someone give me the mental hospital number pls?*
Occasion: Sakae!
Wugui wugui woke up today, at such a early timing, due to some misunderstanding between him and his mother. DOTS~ lied on his shell for a long period of time before he finally decided to wake up and bomb his partner up.
RING RING RING! there wasn't any answer until the 48th call... "heLos.." a soft moan was heard from the other side of the phone tunnel. Finally, the sotong mei woke up. "hehe.." was the only word to start the day.
Happy and joyous, wugui set off on his long long journey to JP (Jellyfish Platform), to meet up with the Fat Donkey and the even Fatter Tweetie bird. Off we go, to the lovable bpj ( Bacon Pressing Junction), for some dating sensation.
0.0! den out of a sudden, something big happened!!!! wugui suddenly feel so hungry.. very very hungry but wugui's partner sotong hasn't reach yet. so the three little creatures decided to wait, wait for the Venomous Sotong Mei to arrive before going for their mission. The Sakae.
The Sakae, from the legends bounded history, was a scared place where only the best warriors can enter and exit without any harms. Anxious to pit their skills against one of the legendary places in planet earth, the 4 of them, namely in pairs, the Fat team and the hard soft team entered the battle ground, Sakae. Using their best might, and determination, they battled the enemy, The Hunger.
With great perservance and might, plus the powers, both teams emerged winners, and overcomed Hunger in Sakae. They exited with not much injuries but some heaviness. Maybe it was the curse of Sakae.
Shortly, after they left, their good buddy, porcupine. Together in 5, they went around and shopped for a DC (Death Casket) as a present for tweety. After that, donkey and wugui went for a sparring session in the basement arcade while the rest of them went for a meal out with porcupine.
After the sparring session, wugui and donkey went over to find the other 3. With shopping in mind, wugui accompanied sotong for a shopping session. Not that successful a shopping shot was done, but it was fine overall. Went for some ICE after that. 2 BIG bowls of ICE that can satisfy the needs of 5 little peewee creeps.
wad's next was the Meal. The AirCon meal. it was a cool place with a cool enviroment but weak service. everything was like self service. lol. But it was blissful. As wugui has injured his hand during the Sakae challenge, the toned down now sweet-loving sotong decided to feed him (she got so many free hands thou..) Wugui never ever felt so blessed before in his life. it was like: "GOD, give me 1000 more years, i need it, i FREAKING NEED IT.."
Home sweet Home was next, the Blessed wugui sent the sweet-loving sotong back when sotong decided to give wugui a short and steady massage on his back, without the shell of course. Wugui decided to reciprocate sotong with a massage on her back too when they reached Stinkoplanco. With BIG bubblish eyes looking, sotong almost made wugui do the wrong things. haha.. hehe.. keke..
But, come to the end, sotong mei reached home with no harm and the tired shagged out wugui returned home sleeping on the ski board. Till now, they are still communicating on phone, and online. how madly they are in contact.
--going mad about u--
*someone give me the mental hospital number pls?*
Monday, August 13, 2007
Chapter 12 - The First Ecounter Together
Date: 12th AUG 2007
Occasion: Nemesis attack!
HEADLINES: The Combination of wugui sotong met with the first encounter.
The night was long and sunny and both wugui and sotong woke at their morning's time.. with only a short period of time left, wugui couldn't stand not looking at sotong for a short while, so he went onshore and search for his shell. Seeing sotong inside so happy, wugui smiled too.
Shortly after that, the Evil wugui went out with his family for a photo shoot as it was a grandeous day. Wugui elder brother, gradulated from NTU (New Tortoise University) with 1st class honours.
The joke here was: Wugui seldom smile with his BO GAY teeths showing and the camera man keep wanting to his decayed tooths. It was such a torturous 45mins for wugui su su.
The next destination, wugui went to RABBIT restaurant and have a luxiourious meal with his family. After that, riding on wugui's daddy ski board, wugui went to orchard and took another ski board to bedok, to fetch the road makan sotong.
Rain poured soon when sotong met up with her partner.. but it wasn't any of a problem for both of them as they can swim well in water. A well sturdy ski board was found soon, and wugui wasn't the least drenched at all.
Together, holding hands, they ski all the way to BooGiss to fetch sotong's cousin, The Alhappy Calamari. Poor calamari, she waited for that particular ski board that sotong and wugui was riding for like 3600 seconds!
Reaching partyworld, They went to the VIP guest room. without saying more words, the calamari started to sing alot and more and more and more songs. Maybe she's just blessed with such excitement.
SUDDENLY, THE RAIN CAME, TU RAN JIAN TIAN SHANG QIN PENG DA YU, LEI DIAN JIAO JIA... calamari's hp rang... it was her SEAHORSE. Seahorse was worried about calamari so he started to called and sms calamari. eventually, because of the imba powerful LOVE ties, calamari decided to go home and reply to her PRINCE SEAHORSE.
And u think it was such a sweet ending? The worst has yet to come until sotong mei went of the room with her handphone. Wugui, having the Seventh sense shen gong, sensed somethin was wrong and went out shortly after sotong went out. THERE.. calamari was on the other line and was crying as OCTOPUS has locked her coral and not allowing her in for reasons that is so OBASAN. (come on la, OCTOPUS! pls understand this isn't the eighties anymore!)
When theres something wrong.... in the neighbourhood... who do u call??? of course, nowadays the ghostbusters are busted. The new kids on the block are The Pretty clever devillish evil wuGUI sotoNg Team! WUGUI SOTONG TEAM FIRST MISSION. Here we go!!!
riding one of the golden fast ski boards, wugui and sotong reached their missionised area in a short while. With no clues on the exact location, wugui and sotong were like 2 tadpoles stranded in the vast pacific ocean, looking up and looking down and looking left den right for the spot.
But, with the powers of HANDPHONES, wugui sotong team found the spot. as it was a all LADIES fight, sotong went in using wugui shells, trying to block the music that OCTOPUS are making. Together hand in hand (sotong and calamari) and together heart to heart (wugui and sotong), YES! they managed to break the curse locking calamari's coral. calamari finally could return to her coral.
JOYOUS, happy, overjoyed, wugui and sotong wasted alot of energies during this nemesis battle. overcoming it, they decided to go for a nice meal. but it ended up as not that nice. but it was well enough to replenish their powers.
with not enought seashells, sotong forked out her hard earned some and paid for the trip back to her stinkoplanco. before leavin to sotong's stinkoplanco, sotong accompanied wugui for a swinging sensation. They talked alot and wugui even took away one of sotong's most priced jewellery, The VodaFone. lol.
SuccESS! on the first mission of wugui sotong team!
Stay tuned for more adventures of.. WUGUI SOTONG.
*i simply love u*
Occasion: Nemesis attack!
HEADLINES: The Combination of wugui sotong met with the first encounter.
The night was long and sunny and both wugui and sotong woke at their morning's time.. with only a short period of time left, wugui couldn't stand not looking at sotong for a short while, so he went onshore and search for his shell. Seeing sotong inside so happy, wugui smiled too.
Shortly after that, the Evil wugui went out with his family for a photo shoot as it was a grandeous day. Wugui elder brother, gradulated from NTU (New Tortoise University) with 1st class honours.
The joke here was: Wugui seldom smile with his BO GAY teeths showing and the camera man keep wanting to his decayed tooths. It was such a torturous 45mins for wugui su su.
The next destination, wugui went to RABBIT restaurant and have a luxiourious meal with his family. After that, riding on wugui's daddy ski board, wugui went to orchard and took another ski board to bedok, to fetch the road makan sotong.
Rain poured soon when sotong met up with her partner.. but it wasn't any of a problem for both of them as they can swim well in water. A well sturdy ski board was found soon, and wugui wasn't the least drenched at all.
Together, holding hands, they ski all the way to BooGiss to fetch sotong's cousin, The Alhappy Calamari. Poor calamari, she waited for that particular ski board that sotong and wugui was riding for like 3600 seconds!
Reaching partyworld, They went to the VIP guest room. without saying more words, the calamari started to sing alot and more and more and more songs. Maybe she's just blessed with such excitement.
SUDDENLY, THE RAIN CAME, TU RAN JIAN TIAN SHANG QIN PENG DA YU, LEI DIAN JIAO JIA... calamari's hp rang... it was her SEAHORSE. Seahorse was worried about calamari so he started to called and sms calamari. eventually, because of the imba powerful LOVE ties, calamari decided to go home and reply to her PRINCE SEAHORSE.
And u think it was such a sweet ending? The worst has yet to come until sotong mei went of the room with her handphone. Wugui, having the Seventh sense shen gong, sensed somethin was wrong and went out shortly after sotong went out. THERE.. calamari was on the other line and was crying as OCTOPUS has locked her coral and not allowing her in for reasons that is so OBASAN. (come on la, OCTOPUS! pls understand this isn't the eighties anymore!)
When theres something wrong.... in the neighbourhood... who do u call??? of course, nowadays the ghostbusters are busted. The new kids on the block are The Pretty clever devillish evil wuGUI sotoNg Team! WUGUI SOTONG TEAM FIRST MISSION. Here we go!!!
riding one of the golden fast ski boards, wugui and sotong reached their missionised area in a short while. With no clues on the exact location, wugui and sotong were like 2 tadpoles stranded in the vast pacific ocean, looking up and looking down and looking left den right for the spot.
But, with the powers of HANDPHONES, wugui sotong team found the spot. as it was a all LADIES fight, sotong went in using wugui shells, trying to block the music that OCTOPUS are making. Together hand in hand (sotong and calamari) and together heart to heart (wugui and sotong), YES! they managed to break the curse locking calamari's coral. calamari finally could return to her coral.
JOYOUS, happy, overjoyed, wugui and sotong wasted alot of energies during this nemesis battle. overcoming it, they decided to go for a nice meal. but it ended up as not that nice. but it was well enough to replenish their powers.
with not enought seashells, sotong forked out her hard earned some and paid for the trip back to her stinkoplanco. before leavin to sotong's stinkoplanco, sotong accompanied wugui for a swinging sensation. They talked alot and wugui even took away one of sotong's most priced jewellery, The VodaFone. lol.
SuccESS! on the first mission of wugui sotong team!
Stay tuned for more adventures of.. WUGUI SOTONG.
*i simply love u*
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Chapter 11 - Lian He POWERS!
Date: 11th AUG 2007
Occasion: The Day Everything Anything Went The Right Path!
Waking up in the 'early morning', wugui picked up his hp and ringed up sotong mei and lol.. it was the same time sotong mei wake up too.. with a sexy and MANly voice, the mean sotong exclaimed that sotong will bypass her job today to accept wugui proposal for that evil devilish plot at HOTEL FULLERTON.
And so, with lotsa smiles, wugui wore his turtle suit, and went to the nearby Xiao Er Dian (Jurong Point), and bought a little pink xiao wugui. After that, he went on his diving journey on his ski board (Comfort Taxi) to find sotong mei in the far away oceanic island (Bedok).
Whilst aboard the ski board, wugui was thinking about the devilish plot later at the HOTEL. haha, how evil is he. The journey wasn't that fast, it took wugui quite a while before reaching the oceanic island.
Sotong came on board wugui's ski board and both of them, with smiles, laughter and fun chatted and went on their scared journey for the plot. The plot of eating, eating one of sotong's favourite, The Dark Ink. It has been rumoure that consuming The Dark Ink, sotong will be able to increase her proweress. The wicked Wugui den thought to himself, its good if sotong has more powers! because if i'm able to consume her powers, wugui would be the most invincible creature on planet earth. EVIL~
Reaching HOTEL FULLERTON, the 2 backers carried on their journey to consume The Dark Ink. Then wugui went over and prepared his evil treat for sotong, The White Innocent Flowers. Upon seeing the WIF, sotong mei's face is filled with joy and lots of happiness. Wugui smile when wugui saw sotong's face expression. It was just like:" thats the one, the only one i want."
It was a concidence day too, it was jennifer's hubby henry birthday and the venue was forced to be placed at The Sparring Arena, Ong Bo. Hahs! With the WIF hugged with both hands, after taking several photos of wugui and sotong, the 2 creatures went to The Town (Orchard) and bought a birthday cake for henry as requested by jennifer.
On that ski board, wugui raised up all his courage and... AND... and... AND... hold sotong mei's hand. And the WTF thing was.. WAS... was... WAS... sotong mei did not retaliate!!!!! YES!!! WUGUI thought to himself. This is the time for the combination. This is the time i will store u in my shell and blessed u with eternity wugui smell and torture! WHAHAH^^^^
Giving sotong mei's a ring, wugui can do nothing for that day but smile and smile. After the sparring, Wugui, Sotong, The terrapins, and calamaris, went to consume their ocean friends, The Tian Ji, and consume its powers.
Sendin sotong mei and calamari home, Wugui was overjoyed!!!!
With the storage of sotong mei in wugui's shell, wugui obtained sotong's powers topped with the Tian Ji powers which they both consumed a while ago.
Now, with the Lian He sotong wugui, i guess, They Are TIAN XIA WUDI liao!
WU LIN WEI WO MEN DU ZUN!
Occasion: The Day Everything Anything Went The Right Path!
Waking up in the 'early morning', wugui picked up his hp and ringed up sotong mei and lol.. it was the same time sotong mei wake up too.. with a sexy and MANly voice, the mean sotong exclaimed that sotong will bypass her job today to accept wugui proposal for that evil devilish plot at HOTEL FULLERTON.
And so, with lotsa smiles, wugui wore his turtle suit, and went to the nearby Xiao Er Dian (Jurong Point), and bought a little pink xiao wugui. After that, he went on his diving journey on his ski board (Comfort Taxi) to find sotong mei in the far away oceanic island (Bedok).
Whilst aboard the ski board, wugui was thinking about the devilish plot later at the HOTEL. haha, how evil is he. The journey wasn't that fast, it took wugui quite a while before reaching the oceanic island.
Sotong came on board wugui's ski board and both of them, with smiles, laughter and fun chatted and went on their scared journey for the plot. The plot of eating, eating one of sotong's favourite, The Dark Ink. It has been rumoure that consuming The Dark Ink, sotong will be able to increase her proweress. The wicked Wugui den thought to himself, its good if sotong has more powers! because if i'm able to consume her powers, wugui would be the most invincible creature on planet earth. EVIL~
Reaching HOTEL FULLERTON, the 2 backers carried on their journey to consume The Dark Ink. Then wugui went over and prepared his evil treat for sotong, The White Innocent Flowers. Upon seeing the WIF, sotong mei's face is filled with joy and lots of happiness. Wugui smile when wugui saw sotong's face expression. It was just like:" thats the one, the only one i want."
It was a concidence day too, it was jennifer's hubby henry birthday and the venue was forced to be placed at The Sparring Arena, Ong Bo. Hahs! With the WIF hugged with both hands, after taking several photos of wugui and sotong, the 2 creatures went to The Town (Orchard) and bought a birthday cake for henry as requested by jennifer.
On that ski board, wugui raised up all his courage and... AND... and... AND... hold sotong mei's hand. And the WTF thing was.. WAS... was... WAS... sotong mei did not retaliate!!!!! YES!!! WUGUI thought to himself. This is the time for the combination. This is the time i will store u in my shell and blessed u with eternity wugui smell and torture! WHAHAH^^^^
Giving sotong mei's a ring, wugui can do nothing for that day but smile and smile. After the sparring, Wugui, Sotong, The terrapins, and calamaris, went to consume their ocean friends, The Tian Ji, and consume its powers.
Sendin sotong mei and calamari home, Wugui was overjoyed!!!!
With the storage of sotong mei in wugui's shell, wugui obtained sotong's powers topped with the Tian Ji powers which they both consumed a while ago.
Now, with the Lian He sotong wugui, i guess, They Are TIAN XIA WUDI liao!
WU LIN WEI WO MEN DU ZUN!
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Chapter 10 - Sotong Mei Dun Cry Pls
Date: 10th AUG 2007
Occasion: The Powers Of Yan Lei
Wugui has been wandering off alone himself, desperately and tired all alone by himself.. when he saw sotong mei leaving a message online, trying to find him.
Excited, Overjoyed, The Evil Wu gui called up sotong mei and asked her what's up and they planned a devilish plan on The Afternoon at the HOTEL fullerton. oh NO. its not that kinda stuffs of course. Both wugui and sotong mei are naive, gullible and innocent beings.
This particular night, wugui ringed up sotong mei to make sure that she would be able to make it for their devilish plot tomorrow Afternoon. Sotong mei met up with some crisis which may make her unable to make it there. But, den sotong mei, using her one of the most pondering skills of all, The Electrifying Yan Lei Da Fa, made wugui came down all the way down to Ong Bo (The sparring arena) and made her way off to be able to attend the plot planned.
There, at Ong Bo, the stupid wugui decided to give sotong mei a tissue pack, and a pack of chocolates, which are sotong mei's favourite.
Seeing sotong mei smile just make wugui smile.
So long, and farewell to wugui's portal he thought to himself, as he fell into the bottomless pit trap set up the sotong mei. falling deeply into it, he thought to himself again - "how can i give u up? how? how?"
The process may be hard, but wugui possess his wugui jin shen - The Never Say Give Up. So, yao ni yong yuan shi wo de sotong mei.
*The author is smiling whilst writing this -- it has been so long before a smile was induced in the author's face while writing this sweet story*
^see u in the coming afternoon!^
Occasion: The Powers Of Yan Lei
Wugui has been wandering off alone himself, desperately and tired all alone by himself.. when he saw sotong mei leaving a message online, trying to find him.
Excited, Overjoyed, The Evil Wu gui called up sotong mei and asked her what's up and they planned a devilish plan on The Afternoon at the HOTEL fullerton. oh NO. its not that kinda stuffs of course. Both wugui and sotong mei are naive, gullible and innocent beings.
This particular night, wugui ringed up sotong mei to make sure that she would be able to make it for their devilish plot tomorrow Afternoon. Sotong mei met up with some crisis which may make her unable to make it there. But, den sotong mei, using her one of the most pondering skills of all, The Electrifying Yan Lei Da Fa, made wugui came down all the way down to Ong Bo (The sparring arena) and made her way off to be able to attend the plot planned.
There, at Ong Bo, the stupid wugui decided to give sotong mei a tissue pack, and a pack of chocolates, which are sotong mei's favourite.
Seeing sotong mei smile just make wugui smile.
So long, and farewell to wugui's portal he thought to himself, as he fell into the bottomless pit trap set up the sotong mei. falling deeply into it, he thought to himself again - "how can i give u up? how? how?"
The process may be hard, but wugui possess his wugui jin shen - The Never Say Give Up. So, yao ni yong yuan shi wo de sotong mei.
*The author is smiling whilst writing this -- it has been so long before a smile was induced in the author's face while writing this sweet story*
^see u in the coming afternoon!^
Thursday, August 9, 2007
Chapter 9 - For Sotong Mei
Date: 9th AUG 2007
Occasion: Difficulties crisis
Wugui has met a crisis and he isn't feeling that right, that well at the moment now. Actually, Wugui dun wanna tell anyone about it, but guess it would be alright to paste it up on net, maybe someone who i want would see it. HaHA.
Sotong Mei, if u see this, i wish u all the best. And i wont forget about your chocolate buffet which i promised u. Haha.
Wu gui got alot of things he want to tell u, but haha, hes just introvert. Dun worry, its not about the Lian He Powers thingy anymore. Cos Wugui guess, Sotong mei would know wad sotong wants more and wad sotong wishes to have. So the Ben WuGui would be running behind you steathily.
Occasion: Difficulties crisis
Wugui has met a crisis and he isn't feeling that right, that well at the moment now. Actually, Wugui dun wanna tell anyone about it, but guess it would be alright to paste it up on net, maybe someone who i want would see it. HaHA.
Sotong Mei, if u see this, i wish u all the best. And i wont forget about your chocolate buffet which i promised u. Haha.
Wu gui got alot of things he want to tell u, but haha, hes just introvert. Dun worry, its not about the Lian He Powers thingy anymore. Cos Wugui guess, Sotong mei would know wad sotong wants more and wad sotong wishes to have. So the Ben WuGui would be running behind you steathily.
Chapter 8 - The Song WuGui sings
Date: 9th AUG 2007
Occasion: National Day
lala lala lalala lala la
zhe shou ge yao gei yi ge ren
ge shen dai ti yu yan
shen qing zhi zhen bu jian
na yi ke wen ta de lian
di zhuan tian xuan
ai de gan jue
bi ying tao gen tian
shuan yan fang song san dian
neng chao yue ji xian
ran ren wang le ji jie
ai chen le jin dian
wei ta fu chu shou you ai nian
yao ni yong yuan shi wo de xiao wugui
wo ai ni
mei yi tian!
lala lala lalala lala la
zhe shou ge yao gei yi ge ren
ge shen dai ti yu yan
shen qing zhi zhen bu jian
na yi ke wen ta de lian
di zhuan tian xuanai de gan jue
bi ying tao gen tian
shuan yan fang song san dian
neng chao yue ji xian
ran ren wang le ji jie
ai chen le jin dian
wei ta fu chu shou you ai nian
yao ni yong yuan shi wo de xiao wugui
wo ai ni
mei yi tian!
yao ni yong yuan shi wo de xiao wugui
wo ai ni
mei yi tian!
ai de gan jue
bi ying tiao gen tian
shuan yan fang song san dian
neng chao yue ji xian
rang ren wang le ji jie
ai chen le jin dian
wei ta fu chu shou you ai nian
yao ni yong yuan shi wo de xiao wugui
wo ai ni
mei yi tian!
PS: this song will always be dedicated to sotong mei. whenever i sing this song, i'll sing it for u. hope whenever u hear this song, u will remember wu gui. just a bit can liao.
Occasion: National Day
lala lala lalala lala la
zhe shou ge yao gei yi ge ren
ge shen dai ti yu yan
shen qing zhi zhen bu jian
na yi ke wen ta de lian
di zhuan tian xuan
ai de gan jue
bi ying tao gen tian
shuan yan fang song san dian
neng chao yue ji xian
ran ren wang le ji jie
ai chen le jin dian
wei ta fu chu shou you ai nian
yao ni yong yuan shi wo de xiao wugui
wo ai ni
mei yi tian!
lala lala lalala lala la
zhe shou ge yao gei yi ge ren
ge shen dai ti yu yan
shen qing zhi zhen bu jian
na yi ke wen ta de lian
di zhuan tian xuanai de gan jue
bi ying tao gen tian
shuan yan fang song san dian
neng chao yue ji xian
ran ren wang le ji jie
ai chen le jin dian
wei ta fu chu shou you ai nian
yao ni yong yuan shi wo de xiao wugui
wo ai ni
mei yi tian!
yao ni yong yuan shi wo de xiao wugui
wo ai ni
mei yi tian!
ai de gan jue
bi ying tiao gen tian
shuan yan fang song san dian
neng chao yue ji xian
rang ren wang le ji jie
ai chen le jin dian
wei ta fu chu shou you ai nian
yao ni yong yuan shi wo de xiao wugui
wo ai ni
mei yi tian!
PS: this song will always be dedicated to sotong mei. whenever i sing this song, i'll sing it for u. hope whenever u hear this song, u will remember wu gui. just a bit can liao.
Monday, August 6, 2007
Chapter 7 - Time Travelled
Date: 6th August 2007
Occasion: Time Portal
Wugui was sleeping until he heard a loud crack nearby. curious, he went over and was sucked into a huge portal...
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......
WuGui was transported to the past where only him, and he only reigned supreme..
Occasion: Time Portal
Wugui was sleeping until he heard a loud crack nearby. curious, he went over and was sucked into a huge portal...
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......
WuGui was transported to the past where only him, and he only reigned supreme..
Chapter 6 - Mastering Qian Kun Da Lou Yi
Date: 5th August 2007
Occasion: The Day Anything And Everything Went Wrong.
"Today is the day!" Wugui thought to himself, finally wugui is able to meet up with sotong mei again and hopefully be able to coerce sotong mei into dinner with him. "With dinner, she will let down guard and i'll be able to enjoy sahshimi.."
So, the evil wugui called up the devillish sotong mei, and tried all ways and means to persuade her for a dinner after each other's nights out. Then things starts to went wrong.
Firstly, the terrapins were late again. And wugui was so afraid that if sotong mei is meeting wugui, she would be waiting for a long time before the wugui crawl by.
Secondly, Sotong mei informed wugui that she won't be able to meet up with him.. but she will be able to meet wugui for a while while she wanna use the ladies or for a smoke. Wu gui was glad hearing this..
Thirdly, the 2 places wer wugui and sotong is going bears the same name, but it was at different spots.
Fourtly, wugui used all his powers to force his gangers over to sotong's side, but in the end, the place lacks reception, lacks attendants, and was over-priced. So, with the crowd's intiation, wugui got no choice but to leave with them. Sad was a under-valued description for wugui's feeling at the moment.
Fifth, Wugui meet someone who he hate alot. An actor.
Sixth, Wugui wasn't able to uphold his promise and was not able to bring sotong mei for dinner. Wugui was quite "sha" also, cos he did not even ask sotong mei opinion and went on his own to find sotong mei, thinking that he could send sotong mei for dinner and den back home. But, wugui know something. "sha ren you sha fu." and he still believes in it now.
There was also some things that is right for that day:
Wugui sang his Wugui song to sotong mei, hope sotong mei really could be able to feel how he felt when he was singing it.
Wugui was able to see sotong mei 2 times. Haha! and wugui is happy about it. ^______^
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All to All, the evil wugui will not give it up.
The Challenge Letter:
"Dear Venomous Delicious Devillish Sotong Mei, I, the Super Duper Evil Ninja WuGui, one day, will make u into sahshimi, keeping u in my shell and my use, keeping u in darkness, coldness and wetness for the rest of your decades and centuries.
signing off, SDEN wugui."
Occasion: The Day Anything And Everything Went Wrong.
"Today is the day!" Wugui thought to himself, finally wugui is able to meet up with sotong mei again and hopefully be able to coerce sotong mei into dinner with him. "With dinner, she will let down guard and i'll be able to enjoy sahshimi.."
So, the evil wugui called up the devillish sotong mei, and tried all ways and means to persuade her for a dinner after each other's nights out. Then things starts to went wrong.
Firstly, the terrapins were late again. And wugui was so afraid that if sotong mei is meeting wugui, she would be waiting for a long time before the wugui crawl by.
Secondly, Sotong mei informed wugui that she won't be able to meet up with him.. but she will be able to meet wugui for a while while she wanna use the ladies or for a smoke. Wu gui was glad hearing this..
Thirdly, the 2 places wer wugui and sotong is going bears the same name, but it was at different spots.
Fourtly, wugui used all his powers to force his gangers over to sotong's side, but in the end, the place lacks reception, lacks attendants, and was over-priced. So, with the crowd's intiation, wugui got no choice but to leave with them. Sad was a under-valued description for wugui's feeling at the moment.
Fifth, Wugui meet someone who he hate alot. An actor.
Sixth, Wugui wasn't able to uphold his promise and was not able to bring sotong mei for dinner. Wugui was quite "sha" also, cos he did not even ask sotong mei opinion and went on his own to find sotong mei, thinking that he could send sotong mei for dinner and den back home. But, wugui know something. "sha ren you sha fu." and he still believes in it now.
There was also some things that is right for that day:
Wugui sang his Wugui song to sotong mei, hope sotong mei really could be able to feel how he felt when he was singing it.
Wugui was able to see sotong mei 2 times. Haha! and wugui is happy about it. ^______^
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All to All, the evil wugui will not give it up.
The Challenge Letter:
"Dear Venomous Delicious Devillish Sotong Mei, I, the Super Duper Evil Ninja WuGui, one day, will make u into sahshimi, keeping u in my shell and my use, keeping u in darkness, coldness and wetness for the rest of your decades and centuries.
signing off, SDEN wugui."
Saturday, August 4, 2007
Chapter 5 - Wu Gui Chases Sotong Around.
Date: 3rd August 2007
Occasion: Wu Gui's second invitation
Wu Gui, thinkin back, was mad, and since sotong mei is injured, he decided to try sparring with her again that very night.
That night, wu gui came down to Ong Bo again to seek Sotong Mei out with his bunches of little terrapins. Wu gui brought along 2 surprises with him. GeeGee, Sotong's long lost sister and ZhenXi, Sotong's long lost buddy. Seeing Sotong mei so happy, he did not want to crack the news that he is here to challenge sotong mei to another round of sparring.
Soon, as expected, Sotong Mei came and sparred with wu gui. This time, there was no winners. "HaHa, wugui may no be no. 1 but at least sotong now cannot be no. 1 too cos we drawed the sparring!"
That night, although Wu Gui wanted to send Sotong back home, but he did not as Sotong mei friends brought her home.
Wu Gui decided, i must chase up with this Sotong Mei, with my Parang and goggles. So that i can avoid being blinded by her ink, and can chop her up into sashimi. once wu gui is able to chop her, wugui will keep sotong mei inside his shell, never to let sotong mei out again. torturing her in darkness forever. V. evil thoughts running throught his mind.....
Occasion: Wu Gui's second invitation
Wu Gui, thinkin back, was mad, and since sotong mei is injured, he decided to try sparring with her again that very night.
That night, wu gui came down to Ong Bo again to seek Sotong Mei out with his bunches of little terrapins. Wu gui brought along 2 surprises with him. GeeGee, Sotong's long lost sister and ZhenXi, Sotong's long lost buddy. Seeing Sotong mei so happy, he did not want to crack the news that he is here to challenge sotong mei to another round of sparring.
Soon, as expected, Sotong Mei came and sparred with wu gui. This time, there was no winners. "HaHa, wugui may no be no. 1 but at least sotong now cannot be no. 1 too cos we drawed the sparring!"
That night, although Wu Gui wanted to send Sotong back home, but he did not as Sotong mei friends brought her home.
Wu Gui decided, i must chase up with this Sotong Mei, with my Parang and goggles. So that i can avoid being blinded by her ink, and can chop her up into sashimi. once wu gui is able to chop her, wugui will keep sotong mei inside his shell, never to let sotong mei out again. torturing her in darkness forever. V. evil thoughts running throught his mind.....
Chapter 4 - The Sick Sotong
Date: 2nd August 2007
Occasion: tortoise delivery service (tds)
Due to the massive sparring recently with wu gui, sotong suffered internal injuries and was down with a fever. when wu gui heard wad happened to sotong, he felt guilty, as he only wanted to win and did not try to limit his powers when sparring with sotong mei.
But, he could do nothing. Until....
"Wu Gui, theres a new customer to Tortoise Delivery Services (TDS), send the meal over to a sick sotong at new upper changi road, blk 51, #12-1514. deliver with love and care." Upon receiving this news from his head quarters, Wu Gui went to get the meal and sent it over to the sick sotong, who turned out to be that venomous Sotong Mei.
Under commands from his headquarters, he helped Sotong Mei to buy frog porridge, with a cup of warm soya bean drink. Wu Gui helped Sotong Mei to pick the food , especially the legs. Sotong Mei was happy and Wu Gui felt happy too, seeing sotong mei like this.
Comments from sotong mei about TDS was saved and archived. Wu Gui received great pride while scrolling through Sotong Mei's comment for him.
*smile*
Occasion: tortoise delivery service (tds)
Due to the massive sparring recently with wu gui, sotong suffered internal injuries and was down with a fever. when wu gui heard wad happened to sotong, he felt guilty, as he only wanted to win and did not try to limit his powers when sparring with sotong mei.
But, he could do nothing. Until....
"Wu Gui, theres a new customer to Tortoise Delivery Services (TDS), send the meal over to a sick sotong at new upper changi road, blk 51, #12-1514. deliver with love and care." Upon receiving this news from his head quarters, Wu Gui went to get the meal and sent it over to the sick sotong, who turned out to be that venomous Sotong Mei.
Under commands from his headquarters, he helped Sotong Mei to buy frog porridge, with a cup of warm soya bean drink. Wu Gui helped Sotong Mei to pick the food , especially the legs. Sotong Mei was happy and Wu Gui felt happy too, seeing sotong mei like this.
Comments from sotong mei about TDS was saved and archived. Wu Gui received great pride while scrolling through Sotong Mei's comment for him.
*smile*
Chapter 3 - Alone or not alone?
Date: 1st August 2007
Occasion: The First Date
Wugui couldn't sleep as he is very mad at Sotong Mei for stealing away his heart and he want revenge. So, he called up sotong mei and chatted with her. using his most scheming ways, he managed to get the friendster account and msn of sotong mei. *evil grin*
Using one of his most darkest magic, he persuaded sotong mei to accompany him for a movie show, Alone. Using the Ke Lian Skill, he told sotong mei he did not want to watch alone alone. In the end, Sotong mei accepted his date. "HAHA." wugui thought to himself. "My scheming plot is well on its plan."
So, wugui and sotong met up at PS, wer that sotong mei used her magical charms to make wugui look like a weird person carrying popcorns and drinks whilst shopping well 15mins before the movie starts. it was weird, but wu gui was happy.
During the duration of the movie, there was several horror part which gutted Sotong Mei out. Using the Sotong Tenacles powers, sotong mei poured almost half of the BIG cup of popcorn on wu gui. Poor Wu Gui, he gotta spend about 10mins clearing the corns stuck on him. rofl. This made Wu Gui very mad and so, he rubbed his genie lamp.
The genie actually really came out, and told sotong mei that she owns wu gui 3 wishes. with 3 wishes, wugui think that he can now win this sotong mei and claim invincible. So, he decided to steal back sotong mei heart, so he can obtain her powers. he used his 1st wish, that sotong mei will accompany Wu gui for the night's out with his fellow terrapins.
Sotong mei agreed and they went to PartyWorld International Building. Wugui and his buddies, with sotong mei tagging along, came to their room, WOW. Its like a room wu gui have only seen it before in televisions and movies. it was a magnificent room.
So, wu gui sparred along with sotong again. wu gui lost again. so wu gui sent sotong mei home again. During the journey back, wu gui asked sotong whether she wan to join forces with him, as he really cannot defeat this sotong mei at all...
Occasion: The First Date
Wugui couldn't sleep as he is very mad at Sotong Mei for stealing away his heart and he want revenge. So, he called up sotong mei and chatted with her. using his most scheming ways, he managed to get the friendster account and msn of sotong mei. *evil grin*
Using one of his most darkest magic, he persuaded sotong mei to accompany him for a movie show, Alone. Using the Ke Lian Skill, he told sotong mei he did not want to watch alone alone. In the end, Sotong mei accepted his date. "HAHA." wugui thought to himself. "My scheming plot is well on its plan."
So, wugui and sotong met up at PS, wer that sotong mei used her magical charms to make wugui look like a weird person carrying popcorns and drinks whilst shopping well 15mins before the movie starts. it was weird, but wu gui was happy.
During the duration of the movie, there was several horror part which gutted Sotong Mei out. Using the Sotong Tenacles powers, sotong mei poured almost half of the BIG cup of popcorn on wu gui. Poor Wu Gui, he gotta spend about 10mins clearing the corns stuck on him. rofl. This made Wu Gui very mad and so, he rubbed his genie lamp.
The genie actually really came out, and told sotong mei that she owns wu gui 3 wishes. with 3 wishes, wugui think that he can now win this sotong mei and claim invincible. So, he decided to steal back sotong mei heart, so he can obtain her powers. he used his 1st wish, that sotong mei will accompany Wu gui for the night's out with his fellow terrapins.
Sotong mei agreed and they went to PartyWorld International Building. Wugui and his buddies, with sotong mei tagging along, came to their room, WOW. Its like a room wu gui have only seen it before in televisions and movies. it was a magnificent room.
So, wu gui sparred along with sotong again. wu gui lost again. so wu gui sent sotong mei home again. During the journey back, wu gui asked sotong whether she wan to join forces with him, as he really cannot defeat this sotong mei at all...
Chapter 2 - The Challenge Showdown
Date: 31st July 2007
Occasion: The Challenge
It was Tuesday, the Cow called up wugui and told him that tonight lets go to boat quay, the place to compare puglistic skills. Wugui with him, and that night, they met up at the heart of boat quay, The Thai Smile Restaurant.
A while later, 2 of Cow friends came along and joined us with roti prata. it was the first time wugui meet the both of them too. After some discussion, Cow mentioned the point that sotong is at Ong Bo. Without second thoughts, Wugui claimed and commented that he wanted to go to Ong Bo. So, they went there.
Wugui saw Sotong, and wait for his chance to lay down his challenge. There! it finally came when sotong lent her hp to wugui, allowing wugui to obtain her confidential number. haha! There was the first connection wugui could link himself to sotong.
That day, sotong and wugui sparred for the whole night, and sotong emerged as the winner. So, as wugui is a good person, he sent sotong mei home. Dat night was the night, wugui met a theif. a theif who stole his heart. It was the none other than the venomous Sotong Mei.
Occasion: The Challenge
It was Tuesday, the Cow called up wugui and told him that tonight lets go to boat quay, the place to compare puglistic skills. Wugui with him, and that night, they met up at the heart of boat quay, The Thai Smile Restaurant.
A while later, 2 of Cow friends came along and joined us with roti prata. it was the first time wugui meet the both of them too. After some discussion, Cow mentioned the point that sotong is at Ong Bo. Without second thoughts, Wugui claimed and commented that he wanted to go to Ong Bo. So, they went there.
Wugui saw Sotong, and wait for his chance to lay down his challenge. There! it finally came when sotong lent her hp to wugui, allowing wugui to obtain her confidential number. haha! There was the first connection wugui could link himself to sotong.
That day, sotong and wugui sparred for the whole night, and sotong emerged as the winner. So, as wugui is a good person, he sent sotong mei home. Dat night was the night, wugui met a theif. a theif who stole his heart. It was the none other than the venomous Sotong Mei.
Chapter 1 - The Reconcile
Date: 28th June 2007
Occasion: Jennifer's birthday
Jennifer, a happily married wife to Henry, called wugui and inform him that wugui must attend her birthday celebration at the showdown arena, ong bo. So that night, wugui went down with his fellow terrapins buddies to the celebration.
Due to a joyous day, wugui wanted to delicate a birthday song for jennifer. so wugui walked up to the counter person and ask for a top priority song which sang birthday.
After a while, one of wugui fren, The Cow, came and he asked the same counter person whom wugui approached, to come over and chat. There, The Cow intro this person to wugui. FLASHBACK... wugui suddenly remember this person, it is no other than the infamous Blur Sotong Irene. ROAR!
This little sotong mei, came over to our table and chat quite a bit. refreshing person, wugui thought. This sotong got such a charismatic smile that pushes cheeks up, and a pair of electrifying eyes that shocks.
OMG, wugui thought to himself, "how can i be defeated by such lousy stances, must declare war on this sotong and let everyone know that wugui shengong is the best skill in the world!"
wugui went back home, thinks very hard for a challenge exchange and decided to go down to ong bo the next day to set the showdown for sotong mei.
But, the worst thing was, wugui wasn't able to find sotong mei the other day. wugui did not know that ong bo was on "off" on the second day.
He was disappointed, he wanted to lay down the challenge and wugui is sure he will find sotong again....
Occasion: Jennifer's birthday
Jennifer, a happily married wife to Henry, called wugui and inform him that wugui must attend her birthday celebration at the showdown arena, ong bo. So that night, wugui went down with his fellow terrapins buddies to the celebration.
Due to a joyous day, wugui wanted to delicate a birthday song for jennifer. so wugui walked up to the counter person and ask for a top priority song which sang birthday.
After a while, one of wugui fren, The Cow, came and he asked the same counter person whom wugui approached, to come over and chat. There, The Cow intro this person to wugui. FLASHBACK... wugui suddenly remember this person, it is no other than the infamous Blur Sotong Irene. ROAR!
This little sotong mei, came over to our table and chat quite a bit. refreshing person, wugui thought. This sotong got such a charismatic smile that pushes cheeks up, and a pair of electrifying eyes that shocks.
OMG, wugui thought to himself, "how can i be defeated by such lousy stances, must declare war on this sotong and let everyone know that wugui shengong is the best skill in the world!"
wugui went back home, thinks very hard for a challenge exchange and decided to go down to ong bo the next day to set the showdown for sotong mei.
But, the worst thing was, wugui wasn't able to find sotong mei the other day. wugui did not know that ong bo was on "off" on the second day.
He was disappointed, he wanted to lay down the challenge and wugui is sure he will find sotong again....
-Prequel-
Long long time ago, after Wugui Dong mastered his so called invincible wu gui shen gong. his handphone rang... "hello, u free later? i'm somewer near your place with a fren, come over and meet us.." it was a call from wugui's best buddy, a vanilla milk.
So, wugui went down to his nearby shelter to meet vanilla milk and her friend.
That was the first time Wugui met his match against vanilla milk's friend, the Blur Sotong Irene.
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Wugui and sotong did not met each other till a long long time later, which is about 30th july 2007 at the ShowDown arena Ong Bo.
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So, wugui went down to his nearby shelter to meet vanilla milk and her friend.
That was the first time Wugui met his match against vanilla milk's friend, the Blur Sotong Irene.
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Wugui and sotong did not met each other till a long long time later, which is about 30th july 2007 at the ShowDown arena Ong Bo.
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